Spoolfool contest for a set of bumper fillers. Time to have some fun.

[derick's gn]

Here is the story of how I got my GN.

2 weeks before Halloween 2008 I was on my way back to my shop from visiting a customer.
I had a mint 1996 Oldsmobile I bought from an old lady.

All I still remember is the Brinks truck hit a deer dead center grill.
Then I woke up to my hand encased in the windshield and 2 old ladies standing in front of the car,
saying oh my god it's in the car I bailed not knowing what happened.

I looked in the back seat and there was an 8-point buck dead on the seat.
Now this happened about 300 feet from a police station it took them 10 minutes to get there.
I was covered in blood not knowing if it was mine or the deer.

There were some houses right there and one had a hose on the side of the house, so I used that
to wash all the blood off of me.
I was not cut the rearview mirror hit my face, so I had a Halloween face for a couple weeks.

So, I called my wife telling her I was ok just come and get me.
Before she gets there an ambulance pulls up behind my car and cops and fire trucks from 2 towns show up.

All the Cops and Firemen were on the side of the car as I was getting my belongings out taking pics of the deer and all.
I asked what they were doing they said ("WE NEVER SEEN ANYONE LIVE THRU SOMETHING LIKE THIS").

So, since this is in Pa they have the center lane and right before my wife gets there a redneck hearse pulls up AKA an S10 pickup.
As my wife pulls up their walking a body bag up to the hearse and she can't see me because I was on the back bumper of the ambo.

She starts freaking out naturally.
The Ambo driver asked if he could have the deer I said yes since I was going 45 and the Brinks truck was doing 45.
That deer had to be Jello inside he wanted the rack.

So, the deer didn't touch the hood-the roof or the a pillar.
Just blew the dash down and the passenger seat down.

And the back seat was soaked in its blood, and it looked like a cat exploded in the car from all the deer hair.
So, my wife says to me on the way home why don't you go buy a corvette or something.
Well I have had Corvettes and since there is 3 of us, we raised our grandson he was 5 at the time so I looked for something else.

Well this GN was something else it was local to me went and looked at it and bought it.

So, I get the car back put a windshield in it took sheet metal screws to screw the dash back to the firewall and
power washed the seat.

Now comes the funny part.
Put the car for sale in the paper this guy looks at it.
Brings his wife when he came to buy it.

She starts counting the money $1200 stops at $600 hands me the money and says I can't count that high you will have to finish.

This is all a true story as hard as it is to believe.

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

Here is the story of how I got my GN.

2 weeks before Halloween 2008 I was on my way back to my shop from visiting a customer.
I had a mint 1996 Oldsmobile I bought from an old lady.

All I still remember is the Brinks truck hit a deer dead center grill.
Then I woke up to my hand encased in the windshield and 2 old ladies standing in front of the car,
saying oh my god it's in the car I bailed not knowing what happened.

I looked in the back seat and there was an 8-point buck dead on the seat.
Now this happened about 300 feet from a police station it took them 10 minutes to get there.
I was covered in blood not knowing if it was mine or the deer.

There were some houses right there and one had a hose on the side of the house, so I used that
to wash all the blood off of me.
I was not cut the rearview mirror hit my face, so I had a Halloween face for a couple weeks.

So, I called my wife telling her I was ok just come and get me.
Before she gets there an ambulance pulls up behind my car and cops and fire trucks from 2 towns show up.

All the Cops and Firemen were on the side of the car as I was getting my belongings out taking pics of the deer and all.
I asked what they were doing they said ("WE NEVER SEEN ANYONE LIVE THRU SOMETHING LIKE THIS").

So, since this is in Pa they have the center lane and right before my wife gets there a redneck hearse pulls up AKA an S10 pickup.
As my wife pulls up their walking a body bag up to the hearse and she can't see me because I was on the back bumper of the ambo.

She starts freaking out naturally.
The Ambo driver asked if he could have the deer I said yes since I was going 45 and the Brinks truck was doing 45.
That deer had to be Jello inside he wanted the rack.

So, the deer didn't touch the hood-the roof or the a pillar.
Just blew the dash down and the passenger seat down.

And the back seat was soaked in its blood, and it looked like a cat exploded in the car from all the deer hair.
So, my wife says to me on the way home why don't you go buy a corvette or something.
Well I have had Corvettes and since there is 3 of us, we raised our grandson he was 5 at the time so I looked for something else.

Well this GN was something else it was local to me went and looked at it and bought it.

So, I get the car back put a windshield in it took sheet metal screws to screw the dash back to the firewall and
power washed the seat.

Now comes the funny part.
Put the car for sale in the paper this guy looks at it.
Brings his wife when he came to buy it.

She starts counting the money $1200 stops at $600 hands me the money and says I can't count that high you will have to finish.

This is all a true story as hard as it is to believe.

Yikes! You dodged a bullet (buck) on that one. Crazy story.

 

[TurboTGuy]

This one is from 2013, but I remember it like yesterday.

Thread 'TurboTGuy vs GTR'

Oct 6, 2013

So, this is a little bit long, but to make it work, it has to be.

I hope you guys enjoy this as much as I did. I'm still on cloud Nine!


The local Phoenix track, formerly known as Firebird International Raceway has undergone a management change and has been closed since late March.

Charlie Allen had been the operator of the raceway for the last 30 years but after finding out the Gila Indian Tribe, who own the land the drag strip is on, had no intention of renewing his lease, he took all of the equipment he owned, including the timing equiment and went well, wherever he...

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[tysongross]

Time to give away a set a bumper fillers.
All in the name of having fun. Or, at least, who has the most entertaining story about breaking something or carnage on their Turbo Buick.
Post up your story here. Include a picture(s) and, or video if possible. Were not necessarily looking for the most carnage. Just the most entertaining reason why you wish you would have stayed in bed that day. Most entertaining story will receive a full set of Spoolfool Bumper fillers. See link posted below for rear bumper filler options. (there's a new style). Post up as many offerings to the gods of speed that you'd like. I'll try to choose a winner Sometime between Christmas and New Year. Bumper fillers will include free shipping to the lower 48. If someone from from Australia wins them, they can pay for shipping. This should be fun.

Please keep it in good taste.

Note: If there's something else of equal value, or you want credit towards another product on my site, just let me know.
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Mike Barnard
Spoolfool Productions

Good to see someone try to breath some life back into this forum.