Surprise visitor today

[charlief1]

And it wasn't welcome. I was in the house cleaning and looking for something when my dogs started barking. This is a fairly common thing but what's not common is when they start whining. Well I walk to the back door and my retriever mix starts running in and out, whining, and sniffing at the area under the porch. Once in a while a cat will come in and get under the house and this happens, but this time it wasn't a cat. I had the lovely odor of wood kitty hit my nose the second I walked out. I live in the country so smelling one isn't uncommon but I've never seen one in the yard until today. I called the land lord to bring his shotgun. Once he got here I turned on the hose and started spraying under the house. Corky saw a bushy tail move from one side to the other so I changed direction of the spray to get it out. I ended up pulling one section of the under pinning up and nothing.

I walked over to the fence to say something to Corky and he starts to walk off when I catch something black and fluffy coming out. Grabbed my shotgun and one blast later the wood kitty would do no more damage, but when I shot it, it sprayed one last time under the house since the shotgun blast knocked it back under. The worst part is my house has the faint odor of skunk and I had to go under the house to get the body out. I was smart enough to flip a garbage bag inside out and put my hand inside so I wouldn't have to touch it, but the smell was almost over whelming to say the least. Thought you guys and gals might get a laugh out of it and I'm sure others that live in the country can relate to this.

 

[Phoneguy]

A shotgun on a skunk??? Are you retarded Charlie ??? LOL.....

Bryan

 

[dartguy340]

Did it stink up any of your cars? If so, you will be needing to wear a clothes pin on 'ur nose if you drive them!

 

[Heisenberg]

I'll take the fur for a hat.

 

[charlief1]

A shotgun on a skunk??? Are you retarded Charlie ??? LOL.....

Bryan

I have neighbors and dogs and #7&1/2 or #6 pellets won't go that far B. The other issue is hitting something under the house like my plumbing. Shotgun's are great for close range work and 7&1/2 pellets won't go through the floor or wall if something happens.

I'll take the fur for a hat.

It would look like it belonged there since you're such a stinker.

 

[Phoneguy]

Where the hell do you live that the thought even enters your mind to shoot under your house??? Are you fucking nuts??? I really thought you had more sense than that.......you are killing me !!! LMAO

Bryan

 

[TexasT]

That's how it works in Texas. You have to defend your place no matter the intruder.

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[dartguy340]

(reply to "Phoneguy" post)
If I lived in a trailer house, I'd shoot under it too!
Who knows, I might get lucky and start the thing on fire!
jk

 

[rmar]

Charlie Charlie were do I start............o hell never mind. After just reading the title I figured those FBI profilers had finally caught up with you.
B you ought to ask how he learned not to use a rifle under his house.

 

[charlief1]

Where the hell do you live that the thought even enters your mind to shoot under your house??? Are you fucking nuts??? I really thought you had more sense than that.......you are killing me !!! LMAO

Bryan

I have the papers (psyc tests) to prove that I'm sane B. I was an MP after all. I didn't shoot under the house but was trying to prevent any damage if something decided to bounce off a rock as hard as your head.

Charlie Charlie where (sp) do I start............o hell never mind. After just reading the title I figured those FBI profilers had finally caught up with you.
B you ought to ask how he learned not to use a rifle under his house.

I spent more hours in MOUT than I want to remember, not to mention other work Ronnie. To this day I still can't stand certain smells when things are left out in the heat and water after being dead.

 

[ttaowner]

That's how it works in Texas. You have to defend your place no matter the intruder.

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castle doctrine !!!!!

 

[ttaowner]

we have tons of skunks here in the city the diffrence is they live on garbage

 

[charlief1]

we have tons of skunks here in the city the difference is they live on garbage

And most of them are liberal dumbolcraps James.

 

[Chuck Leeper]

A shotgun on a skunk??? Are you retarded Charlie ??? LOL.....

Bryan

That's pretty much a "given"!!

 

[Chuck Leeper]

we have tons of skunks here in the city the diffrence is they live on garbage

The real shame is, some are politicians!!

 

[tbone87]

Stay away from the poll cats they don't wash!!

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[rmar]

Stay away from the poll cats they don't wash!!

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And the glitter makes a mess....

 

[Pronto]

I got skunk story. I was sitting on the bumper a junk 90's Caprice at my friends shop waiting for him to show up. It was just about dusk. I minding my own business when I look down and a saw some fur. At first I thought it was a cat, then I looked again and realized it was a skunk that just walked out from under the car between my legs. I just about shipped my pants. It just walked on into the parking area then took a turn into another parking spot. I bolted to my truck and turned the lights on. It was in the corner just nosing around like nothing. My buddy showed up and we both laughed at my encounter. We stamped out feet and made some noise to get it to move along. I see (or smell) skunks often here. Even had an all white one wander through the yard.

 

[TLIMITED]

Keep shooting Charlie,Maybe you will hit it big like Jed Clampett.

 

[Rafs-T-Type]

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