The ML jokes have started

[gnxtc2]

At 8:57pm, I got the first Michael Jackson joke via text message on my cell

Mike Jackson died of food poisoning. They found 12 year old nuts in his mouth!

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Micheal Jackson Jokes.... - Yellow Bullet Forums

Billy T.
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[DailyDrifter]

And to think his corpse isnt even cold yet.

I still like the one about going to the childrens hospital.

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

Didnt like him in 84 when I was a Freshman in high school and think less of him today..............

 

[chrisgarrett]

What's not to like?

 

[GNBRETT]

That was pretty funny Billy. I wonder who will get his Billion dollar fortune?

 

[ttaowner]

That was pretty funny Billy. I wonder who will get his Billion dollar fortune?

his kids? remember the 1 he hung over the balcony

 

[INEEDAGN]

I think he's out of cash. Lots of junk to sell, but he blew (among other things) his entire fortune.

 

[turbo nasty]

Put it in perspective

OEM MJ...

 

[turbo nasty]

Overhauled...... Pretty disturbing, childhood messed him up

 

[IEATV8S]

 

[dragonational]

Sorry in advance.....

Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter Grants her one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says "I wish all the children in the world to be safe".

The next day Micheal Jackson dies from heart attack.


Mickeal Jackson was rushed to a hospital after having cardiac arrest....sadly he died after visiting the pediatric ward and having a stroke.

 

[Chuck Leeper]

Wasn't there..

I think he's out of cash. Lots of junk to sell, but he blew (among other things) his entire fortune.

a big stink just recently, about what and what not was to be sold at the big auction he had authorized??
Seems I remember that there was a company that had a contract to sell his $hit, and then he tried backing out of the deal.

I just Goggled his auction.. Seems he did get it cancelled. Too bad. Now, we'll have to listen/see all the news reports about how the "stars" are preserving his legacy w/ thier purchases of his $hit...
Maybe when he couldn't find his blow up 5YO, he had the coronary??
A sure nuff LOSER. IMO, the world is better off, and the kids are safer...

 

[salvageV6]

In honor of Michael Jackson passing away, McDonald's is introducing the M.J. Burger... 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns..

 

[turbo nasty]

He.....he.....He...insert moonwalk

 

[THE CROW]

One question still remains ....



Which nose will he be buried with !!!

 

["Turbo-T"]

Michael is innocent....

Now he's starring in home alone....

 

[bison]

My first came in at 9:22 AM. Due to the fact that MJ is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into Lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.

 

[ls6monte]

I never cared for him in the 80's and I still think he is a pos.

 

[bison]

What's not to like?

He is whiter than a f ucking albino. Ive truly seen an African albino too. She was no where near as white as MJ. S hit im darker now than the OEM Michael was.

 

[IEATV8S]