The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns to Women

[Otto J]

The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns to Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

 

[gbsean]

you can toss a gun in a lake

 

[Boost231]

lol good one.

 

[corsair231]

A gun only has one trigger to pull to make it go off. No one know's just what will trigger a woman to go off.

 

[Bad Boyz]

Thats hitting the nail on the head Good one Otto

 

[GNTIM]

Too funny...

 

[Dwayne]

A gun only has one trigger to pull to make it go off. No one know's just what will trigger a woman to go off.

+1........exact and to the point.