Typical Car Forum Threads...

Billdogg

PSI FED 6
Joined
Jun 12, 2002
The typical post goes something like this...

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle )forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mini
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?

SRT Forums..
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
-Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start
 
Gees, like who would want one? :p
 

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haha, nice sticker John. Personally I always thought the MCLS was a slick looking car. The MCSS is a different story. Looks kinda like an Mullet-IROC Mobile to me.
 
he didnt forget it -
Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

I have a slight alteration on the Rx7 boards as I frequent one :p
"Started ANOTHER fire today...all I did was park in the grass!"

and don't forget the Pinto forums!
"I'm still alive!"
 
LMAO!

PT Cruiser Forums:
Fried my 3rd Autostick Trans. Shoulda bought the 5 speed.

Ford Escort Forums:
Ran a new best last week....averaged 37 miles per gallon!

Turbo Buick Forums:
Some punk kid on a Yamaha R1 tried to race me! (video)

:D
 
I got another DSM one...
"I broke into the 11's today!"
"cool!, how much it cost?"
"$10,000!"
"That's it?, wow! I'm having you tune my car!"
 
chevyII said:
you forgot the buick board....... :biggrin:

How about this:

Buick Grand National forums: Some jerkoff at the gas station today was looking at my GN and said "nice Monte!" I'm soo upset! :cool:
 
TurboTer said:
How about this:

Buick Grand National forums: Some jerkoff at the gas station today was looking at my GN and said "nice Monte!" I'm soo upset! :cool:



lol
 
SYTY forums: some punk kid in a blazer flagged me down at the stoplight and asked me where i got my ground effects kit.
 
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