Whats the best quote?
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Reginald West
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If it has tit$ or wheels its going to be a problem.
If it eats and $hit$ leave it where you found it.
Don't trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
If a frog had wings he would not bump his a$$ when he hops.
The night before is always better than the morning after.
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck then its a duck.
Belive none of what you hear and only hafe of what you see.
There are no ugly women after midnight.
If it eats and $hit$ leave it where you found it.
Don't trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
If a frog had wings he would not bump his a$$ when he hops.
The night before is always better than the morning after.
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck then its a duck.
Belive none of what you hear and only hafe of what you see.
There are no ugly women after midnight.
Captain Mark
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I'll never forget what's his name.
Captain Mark
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The great Yogi Berra:
"This is like deja vu all over again."
"You can observe a lot just by watching."
"He must have made that before he died." -- Referring to a Steve McQueen movie.
"I want to thank you for making this day necessary." -- On Yogi Berra Appreciation Day in St. Louis in 1947.
"I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it." -- When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars.
"Think! How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?"
"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."
"I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."
"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else."
"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
"This is like deja vu all over again."
"You can observe a lot just by watching."
"He must have made that before he died." -- Referring to a Steve McQueen movie.
"I want to thank you for making this day necessary." -- On Yogi Berra Appreciation Day in St. Louis in 1947.
"I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it." -- When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars.
"Think! How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?"
"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."
"I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."
"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else."
"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
88 CuttyClassic
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to paraphase the settiment of yogi towards bill mazeroski(best defensive rating in the history of baseball) " he hit a homerun to beat us in the world series and made the mick cry so i'll never vote for him to get in the hall of fame cause i'm stupid and i hold dumb grudges"
anyway
"you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't" -bart simpson in episode 1
"you get what you put in and people get what they deserve" kid rock - only God knows why
"i'm not the one to be down at the clinic, so best believe i'm strapped when i go up in it" the 69boys
"lets see if these Ba$tards can do 90" marty mcfly in back to the future
"that veronica vaugh in one piece of a$$" chris farley in billy madison
" the price is wrong bitch" - happy gimore"
"you're gonna got out there... you're gonna tear their f**kin heads off and you're gonna sh*t down their necks........let us pray"
of course i can't leave out "the gipper" speach.
" You can get much further with a kind word and a gun, than you can with a kind word alone" (Al Capone)
"The real problem with the world is the ignorant are always cocksure, while the intelligent remain full of doubt"(Bertrand Russell)
"Don't pi$$ on my leg and tell me it's raining" (John Vernon-Outlaw Josey Wales)(?)
"The real problem with the world is the ignorant are always cocksure, while the intelligent remain full of doubt"(Bertrand Russell)
"Don't pi$$ on my leg and tell me it's raining" (John Vernon-Outlaw Josey Wales)(?)
How could I forget a quote from the greatest movie ever made!! (IMO) GOODFELLAS
"Never rat on your friends.......and always keep your mouth shut. -Jimmy Conway (Robert DeNiro)
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Gangster" Ray Liota
" What am I? A Clown? What am I hear to F@$%ing amuse you?" Joe Pecsi
Oh yeah here are some others;
"In five bouroughs, I'm know, fagetaboutit!"
-Al Pacino Donnie Brasco
"She's got a GREAT A**, and you have your head all the way UP IT!" Al Pacino - Heat
"Always keep your friends close and your enimies closer"
Al Pacino- The Godfather
"I've got fedral marshalls so far up my a** I can taste Bryl Cream." Uncle Junior - The Sopranos
" I've got Worms!" Loydd (Jim Carrey) Dumb & Dumber
"Never rat on your friends.......and always keep your mouth shut. -Jimmy Conway (Robert DeNiro)
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Gangster" Ray Liota
" What am I? A Clown? What am I hear to F@$%ing amuse you?" Joe Pecsi
Oh yeah here are some others;
"In five bouroughs, I'm know, fagetaboutit!"
-Al Pacino Donnie Brasco
"She's got a GREAT A**, and you have your head all the way UP IT!" Al Pacino - Heat
"Always keep your friends close and your enimies closer"
Al Pacino- The Godfather
"I've got fedral marshalls so far up my a** I can taste Bryl Cream." Uncle Junior - The Sopranos
" I've got Worms!" Loydd (Jim Carrey) Dumb & Dumber
TurboJunky
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Vito Corleone: I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. audio
Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? audio
Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison? audio
Airplane Jive: You tell me what they're saying: audio
Jim Lovell: Houston, we have a problem. audio
Colonel Jessep: You want answers?
Lt. Kaffee: I want the truth!
Colonel Jessep: You can't handle the truth! audio
Elwood Blues: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake Blues: Hit it! audio
And an audio.
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And the best for last....
Dr. Martin Luther King: I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? audio
Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison? audio
Airplane Jive: You tell me what they're saying: audio
Jim Lovell: Houston, we have a problem. audio
Colonel Jessep: You want answers?
Lt. Kaffee: I want the truth!
Colonel Jessep: You can't handle the truth! audio
Elwood Blues: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake Blues: Hit it! audio
And an audio.
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And the best for last....
Dr. Martin Luther King: I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
Captain Mark
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We got no food, we got no money..........our pets heads are falling off!.........
I wanna go somewhere where the beer flows like wine.
Tell her I have a rapist wit.
Maybe she'll invite us in for tea and strumpets.
I get 70 mpg on this hog.
All quotes of Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber
When asked why he and his girlfriend broke up Harry Dunn from Dumb and Dumber replied,
".....she was saying something about how I never listened to her......I don't know, i wasn't really paying attention......"
I wanna go somewhere where the beer flows like wine.
Tell her I have a rapist wit.
Maybe she'll invite us in for tea and strumpets.
I get 70 mpg on this hog.
All quotes of Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber
When asked why he and his girlfriend broke up Harry Dunn from Dumb and Dumber replied,
".....she was saying something about how I never listened to her......I don't know, i wasn't really paying attention......"
"....it's the Sta-Puft marshmallow man." - Ghostbusters
"C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia! We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again! We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia! It's like we're going into Wisconsin." - Stripes
"Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash." - Top Gun
"Badges? We don't need no steenking badges!"
"Someone's gotta go back for a sh*t-load of dimes!" - Blazing Saddles
"You should not drink and bake!" - Raw Deal
"C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia! We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again! We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia! It's like we're going into Wisconsin." - Stripes
"Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash." - Top Gun
"Badges? We don't need no steenking badges!"
"Someone's gotta go back for a sh*t-load of dimes!" - Blazing Saddles
"You should not drink and bake!" - Raw Deal
