I've got 2....
I pulled the car up to a gas pump and ran inside the gas station to get something to drink. Paid for my soda and walked out. I'm standing next to the car, taking a big swig of my nice cold drink before I get in and drive off. This guy gets out of his car and walks by...wife-beater, cut-off jean shorts, $3 sunglasses, and shoes with no socks. I kind of laughed to myself at the sight of him. He gets just passed the car and stops for a double-take. He says to me, "That yurs? Yep. I use'ta have one a 'dem. Mine's white wit da tree-o-fi 4 barrel"
All I could say was, "Really?"
He starts to walk away and comes back
again and looks at the emblem on the trunk. "Oh, that's a....Grand Natural. Cool."
All I could say was "it is", and got in the car and drove away.
Great fashion sense, and illiterate.
Couldn't have been more than a couple weeks later, same gas station and probably 2 or 3 in the am. I stopped to put some air back in the ET Streets after some "illegal speed contests", and to investigate a boost problem. Got air in one tire and noticed a county cop pull up in his crown vic. He got out and asked if he could use my tire pressure gauge when I was done. Sure. As I'm putting air in the other rear tire he starts to take notice what they are. He and I get into a little argument over their "legality" (another good story) and I proceeded to let him use the gauge when I was done. While he's airing up I go inside for another beverage. I walk out, and now there's another cop...but he's in an LS1 camaro and playing on his computer. Running my plates maybe? So I pop the hood on the GN and find the line to the compressor has come off. Boost problem fixed. First cop walks over and hands me back my tire pressure gauge. I still have the hood up so he starts nosing around.
"A six cylinder?" he says. "Why the slicks then? It can't be that fast. I could probably beat it in my squad" as he rolls his eyes.
By now the other cop has gotten out of the LS1 Camaro and has walked over and is standing next to his buddy.
All he says is this, "I don't think so. That's a Grand National. I probably couldn't touch him in he Z."
Truer words were never spoken.