Which part of your body goes to heaven first?

[Turbo Indian]

Which part of your body goes to heaven first?



The Nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one Sunday Morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven "Which part of your body goes first?"
Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?
" Suzie replied:"Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!"
"What a wonderful answer!" the Nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs." The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her."

 

[jwillettgn]

Dangit Steve.

How is the bird coming along?

Jim

 

[Turbo Indian]

should be getting it back @ the end of this week or next week. I saw it about a week ago & it looks like a mirror, my wife & the guy that is painting it says it is going to be to nice to race. nothing is to nice to race.:biggrin:

 

[jwillettgn]

Sounds good, can't wait to see it. If Zack takes any more parts off of the GN there won't be anything left. He is good at taking things off, it is the putting it back together that is the problem. His living room looks like a GN parts warehouse. We hope to get on it hot and heavy after our big Jeep event this weekend, just hope we don't tear up the Jeeps too much and have to work on them like we did last year.

Jim