Wifes mad

[turbofabricator]

At their age its still hard to imagine how its going to be when you want some love,but cant get it...right now i tell my boy "load the boat"and he is slidding out the door to go fishing....my girl just wants to read to me and play games and watch movies with her...its definately going to be tuff to handle.....It must be tuff for you to want to go hang with your boy,but he is to busy:frown:
As far as my wife,ive been with her for 15+ years and im 35,she has seen me at my worst trouble making era anyone could imagine,so she has gotten used to me over the years,im constantly screwing with people(i play too much)...even when i tell the truth people dont believe me half the time,i have fun and make alot of people laugh..like i said i just thought she would get a little shock,not put a knot on her head...

I am kinda the same way, too. If you cant laugh at life, why bother. I'd rather make people laugh and go fast, than just about anything. Oh, sure I'd love to make everyone rich, but they would eventually hate me for it. Your wife sounds like a keeper, for sure. I've been married for almost 23 years, now. I love my wife more than ever..............BUT..........I don't always LIKE her. :biggrin: Good luck with your kids. They can really be fun. Just wait till your kids start pullin' pranks on YOU!!! Your daughter will be the one that really GETS you! HOW can my cute little girl do THAT to me????:biggrin: Hang on dude! You've paved the way for them already. Mom will LOVE it, too. Paybacks!

 

[ghall]

The wife isnt mad,its like everytime she calls someone to complain at what i did they cant stop laughing...

This thread continues to crack me up

 

[dvernst]

Hilarious!!!! She should be happy. She got to help her husband out. I'm still laughing. Now I've got something to tell people to get a few laughs. Thanks

 

[GNTIM]

Just caught this thread...that is hysterical....keep the air from leaking out..Bahahaaa...oh. You are evil..funny, but evil. Good luck on that fuel pump though. When I had my shop it would always be a full tank. People would pull up to the gas pumps, fill up to the top and the pump would die The cold fuel would shock it. People didn't realize that if you keep a high fuel level it makes the pump run cooler and it lasts longer.

 

[BandAid]

Some how I dont think this is true,nobody is that dumb to do that to their wife,so admit it and then you are not dumb...

 

[Ttype83]

My wife said she would attach it to my member while I was sleeping and start the car.

 

[tommynos]

Some how I dont think this is true,nobody is that dumb to do that to their wife,so admit it and then you are not dumb...

i guess you dont know my wife,when we first got together we were out in the bay,and got a little intimate,needless to say i told her she couldnt get pregnant in salt water,so we went at it,she believed me...
she was a johova and was held back from the world,she made pot roast and left everything whole and drained the juice?she made noodles and didnt have butter so used old grease in the cabinet,it tasted like bacon noodles,she explained that they were not..
We did christmas lights real good one year,got a knock on the door at night(i was in the bathroom #2)i came out and heard people singing and she was holding a plate of cookies,i asked what happened,she said i dont know,a bunch of wierdos knocked and started singing and handed me a plate of cookies...i had to explain they were jinglers and you were supposed to take one cookie,not the plate and listed to them sing,not shut the door on them...i opened the door as they were going back down the driveway..
she backed into a tree and dented my bumper,when i asked how can you hit a tree,she said it was too tall?
she gotten smarter over the years,but when i was a kid,i had it done to me..

 

[BandAid]

Thats Good!!!! Does she have any sisiters...

 

[tommynos]

Thats Good!!!! Does she have any sisiters...

actually she has 3,they all are very pretty and very sweet and caring too,i might pick on her sometimes,but she knows im a ars and has no problem telling people and me...her one sister got the rack of the family,and is 28 and has only been with 2 people,1 she married,and the newest one she just got with,so the jahova thing did help them,i think in some ways...besides that,they are just plain nuts...when they knock i run to the bedroom to put on my jahova underware,lets call them,to answer the door
When we first got together they heard i was a (worldly person?)and disapproved of it and told her she had to stop or move,so i knocked on the jahovas door with a shirt that said(fear no evil)with the grim reaper on it,to pick her up......and that my friend is true,just like before that happened i went to her church just to see what it was about,that night they decided to talk about her and me?what a bunch of jerks,i stood up and said "everyone of you people are fu**ing nuts"and walked out and did a huge burnout by the front doors,giving them the middle finger...i thought id neve see her again,she called and i came and got her...and that too is the truth,on my kids life,i swear...

 

[pontiac6269]

I'm lucky if my wife even comes near me when working on my cars:biggrin:. My wifes a jahova and so is her family, so I know what your talking about, her family is nuts to, especially her mom:biggrin:. I told her I wouldn't join no matter what.

Eric

 

[tommynos]

I'm lucky if my wife even comes near me when working on my cars:biggrin:. My wifes a jahova and so is her family, so I know what your talking about, her family is nuts to, especially her mom:biggrin:. I told her I wouldn't join no matter what.

Eric

ive got this trick to try on her,it has to do with a spark plug wire...lol..j.k......her 1/2(long story)mom actually left the cult like a year ago or so,she is 50 something and dating a 33 year old"rock on mom"she was so long without,so im guessing shes making up for it...
she was the one that raised her,and is now pretty cool and comes out with us and everthing...,but the real mom i cant stand her she is soo waked out and back stabbing,she hates me...i had the free porn stations(in the day before the blackout sunday)and she came over and just kept at it with the crap,i turned on the hardcore stuff and just kept talking to her and watching it...she put her hands over her eyes?and finished her sentence and walked away.....