Yes - Ill take it
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Now - for all those laughing.
If you live in Florida, or drive your car in Florida, in certain parts of the year - the "Lovebug" is a bona fide pest.
This species' reputation as a public nuisance is due not to any bite or sting (it is incapable of either), but to its slightly
acidic body chemistry. Because airborne lovebugs can exist in enormous numbers near highways, they die in large numbers on
automobilewindshields, hoods, and radiator grills when the vehicles travel at high speeds. If left for more than an hour or two, the remains become extremely difficult to remove. Their body chemistry has a nearly neutral 6.5
pH but may become acidic at 4.25 pH if left on the car for a day.
[2] In the past, the acidity of the dead adult body, especially the female's egg masses, often resulted in pits and etches in automotive paint and chrome if not quickly removed.
[6] However, advances in automotive paints and protective coatings have reduced this threat significantly. Now the greatest concern is excessive clogging of vehicle radiator air passages with the bodies of the adults.
This is the only thing I know of that allows me to drive and at least get some measure of protection.