You Might Be a Gearhead
*If you have to stop and think when someone asks how many cars you own, you may be a gearhead.
*If you can’t remember where they’re all stored, you could be a gearhead.
*If you think 400 hp is nothing to brag about, you may be a gearhead.
*If the total purchase price of your last three project cars is less than the down payment on a new SUV, you just might be a gearhead.
*If you go to bed at night thinking about how to squeeze a few more tenths out of your car and wake up with the answer, you may be a gearhead.
*If your wardrobe of “working on cars” clothes is bigger than your “clean” clothes, you might be a gearhead.
*If all your cars have names, but you call your children “kid”, you may be a gearhead.
*If you can listen to your wife or girlfriend talk for hours without hearing a word, but you perk right up when she says she saw this cute Regal and she wouldn’t mind having one, you might be a gearhead.
*If you take that as permission to go out and buy one for her birthday, you could be a gearhead.
*If your sons initials are G. N. and your daughters are T. R., you may be a gearhead.
*If you spend so much time at the local auto parts store that you qualify for health benefits and three weeks paid vacation, you just might be a gearhead.
*If you collect real cars like some people collect Hot Wheels, you may be a gearhead.
*If you know your cam specs by heart but have to check your wallet for your social security number, you may be a gearhead.
*If you’ve ever used the kitchen sink as a parts washer, you may be a gearhead.
*If your garage is larger than your house and it’s still not big enough you might be a gearhead.
*If the mere mention of the words “swap meet” sends you in search of an ATM, you may be a gearhead.
*If you say there’s no such thing as too much turbo, just not enough engine, you might be a gearhead.
*If you daily driver has alcohol injection, a TE 60 turbo, and GN 1 heads, you may be a gearhead.
*If you’ve ever listed your fastest e.t. on a resume, you may be a gearhead.
*If you have a parts car for a project car you haven’t bought yet, you could be a gearhead.
*If you know the difference between a Nailhead, a Flathead, and a Panhead, you might be a gearhead.
*If your family and friends “just don’t get it,” you may be a gearhead.
*If you’re reading this in the bathroom, you’re definitely a gearhead.
*If you have to stop and think when someone asks how many cars you own, you may be a gearhead.
*If you can’t remember where they’re all stored, you could be a gearhead.
*If you think 400 hp is nothing to brag about, you may be a gearhead.
*If the total purchase price of your last three project cars is less than the down payment on a new SUV, you just might be a gearhead.
*If you go to bed at night thinking about how to squeeze a few more tenths out of your car and wake up with the answer, you may be a gearhead.
*If your wardrobe of “working on cars” clothes is bigger than your “clean” clothes, you might be a gearhead.
*If all your cars have names, but you call your children “kid”, you may be a gearhead.
*If you can listen to your wife or girlfriend talk for hours without hearing a word, but you perk right up when she says she saw this cute Regal and she wouldn’t mind having one, you might be a gearhead.
*If you take that as permission to go out and buy one for her birthday, you could be a gearhead.
*If your sons initials are G. N. and your daughters are T. R., you may be a gearhead.
*If you spend so much time at the local auto parts store that you qualify for health benefits and three weeks paid vacation, you just might be a gearhead.
*If you collect real cars like some people collect Hot Wheels, you may be a gearhead.
*If you know your cam specs by heart but have to check your wallet for your social security number, you may be a gearhead.
*If you’ve ever used the kitchen sink as a parts washer, you may be a gearhead.
*If your garage is larger than your house and it’s still not big enough you might be a gearhead.
*If the mere mention of the words “swap meet” sends you in search of an ATM, you may be a gearhead.
*If you say there’s no such thing as too much turbo, just not enough engine, you might be a gearhead.
*If you daily driver has alcohol injection, a TE 60 turbo, and GN 1 heads, you may be a gearhead.
*If you’ve ever listed your fastest e.t. on a resume, you may be a gearhead.
*If you have a parts car for a project car you haven’t bought yet, you could be a gearhead.
*If you know the difference between a Nailhead, a Flathead, and a Panhead, you might be a gearhead.
*If your family and friends “just don’t get it,” you may be a gearhead.
*If you’re reading this in the bathroom, you’re definitely a gearhead.
