Daily Words Of Wisdom.

[SPOOLFOOL2]

Well, I've been noticing quite a few new people here lately. They all seam to be searching and asking the same new guy questions that we all once asked.

*How fast will my car run?
*What do these scanmaster numbers mean?
*Who's alky kit is best?
*Will this turbo make my schmecle look bigger?

I don't want to tell these eager young bucks all of our hard learned secrets at once. Just figured that we could throw the young lads a bone here and there, to get them on their way, and help them forget about that slow-@$$, POS Mustang that they sold to buy that nice Turbo Buick.

These words of wisdom might be car related, or NOT.

Words of wisdom #1

"NEVER TAKE A SLEEPING PILL AND A LAXATIVE AT THE SAME TIME"!

Happy spooling...
Mike Barnard

 

[RobsIron]

You speaking from experience?

 

[dr_frankenstein]

Words of wisdom #1

"NEVER TAKE A SLEEPING PILL AND A LAXATIVE AT THE SAME TIME"!

Happy spooling...
Mike Barnard

getting really drunk, eating mexican food and passing out has the same effect.

A.j.

 

[87NAT]

Im glad you posted this because I still dont know what my scanmaster is for. I dont even know if I have it mounted right side up. Help me Obi Wan Kenobi......

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

You speaking from experience?

Yes, but it was the bean borrito/ taquila type as described by Dr Frankenstein.

TB new guy, words of wisdom #2
Stop-leak is for your radiator, "NOT" your crank case.


This could be a fun thread. Anyone else have any?

Mike B.

 

[forcedfedv6]

ok dude, thats too much info there, from now on when i see you I will never look at you the same, thanks for ruining my day..

 

[dr_frankenstein]

ok dude, thats too much info there, from now on when i see you I will never look at you the same, thanks for ruining my day..

what? you act like you have never woken up with a bed full of poo?

wanna step it up?

when you wake up have it happen with a girl of "non desirable appearance" laying next to you......

You will wish you had stopped drinking 15 shots ago.

oh the glory of the american sailor.....

:biggrin: A.j.

 

[rmar]

Daily words of wisdom:

Reading is fundamental........:biggrin:

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

Words of wisdom

If you want your car to run 11s and live, build it to run 10s.

Aint that right, Kevin?

Mike B.

 

[Roc87]

what? you act like you have never woken up with a bed full of poo?

wanna step it up?

when you wake up have it happen with a girl of "non desirable appearance" laying next to you......

You will wish you had stopped drinking 15 shots ago.

oh the glory of the american sailor.....

:biggrin: A.j.

Todays wisdom, add dr_frankenstein to your ignore list :frown:


J/K

 

[TURBOTWIN2]

I'm gonna put a Small Block in place of the 6 cylinder.
How much faster will it run?

 

[charlief1]

when you wake up have it happen with a girl of "non desirable appearance" laying next to you......

You will wish you had stopped drinking 15 shots ago.

oh the glory of the american sailor.....

:biggrin: A.j.

Well that explaines a lot Aj. Thank God I was in the Army MP corp.:biggrin: What was his name? (you should've expected it) LMAO:tongue:

 

[dr_frankenstein]

Well that explaines a lot Aj. Thank God I was in the Army MP corp.:biggrin: What was his name? (you should've expected it) LMAO:tongue:

lmao! hell i was a regular with the MPs when I was still in, I got out, and havent done a thing since? i guess we all grow up someday huh?

A.j.

 

[rmar]

what? you act like you have never woken up with a bed full of poo?

wanna step it up?

when you wake up have it happen with a girl of "non desirable appearance" laying next to you......

You will wish you had stopped drinking 15 shots ago.

oh the glory of the american sailor.....

:biggrin: A.j.

Sounds better than a vist from the Ether Bunny..............:biggrin:





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[notacarlo]

Shart is a funnier word than activity.

 

[Razor]

It is better to appear ignorant and remain silent than to speak and remove all doubt

 

[malibuick231]

I'm gonna put a Small Block in place of the 6 cylinder.
How much faster will it run?

That depends on who you ask. I think Dusty would say it will be faster.

 

[Gary Wells]

One in the hand is worth two in the bush


Of course that depends on whose bush your hand is in.

 

[turbolou]

Reply

Nothing exceeds like excess !

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

Im glad you posted this because I still dont know what my scanmaster is for. I dont even know if I have it mounted right side up. Help me Obi Wan Kenobi......

You dont need a scanmaster, when ya hear knock just let up:biggrin:

PM liv4gnz he can fix it for ya.......................