Daily Words Of Wisdom.

[rmar]

PM liv4gnz he can fix it for ya.......................

I see his speedo is off.....? How do you push a car and look at the speedo at the same time........

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

I see his speedo is off.....? How do you push a car and look at the speedo at the same time........

PM me link, I am gonna call his ass out, TROLL

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

Wisdom for the night.

Just because you've always done it that way, doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

Mike B.

 

[Roc87]

"There's no replacement for displacement"





yeah right, it's called BOOST

 

[turbo39151]

I'm curious now. Which turbo WILL make my schmecle look bigger?????! I'm in the market for some schmecle enhancement..er .. I mean.. a new turbo.

 

[rmar]

I don't know about your schmecle. But a big turbo really made my schwartz happy.

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

My talywacker seems quite fond of my new watercooled double BB 62-65, and the wife REALY likes the way it drives...

The car, that is.:wink:

Mike B.

 

[aminga]

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> Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't
> work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically
> fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know
> how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or
> FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.


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[turbo39151]

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> Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't
> work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically
> fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know
> how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or
> FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.


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So, you're saying if it doesn't work, take it out and have it blown on? I suppose that would work. The ol' kid wouldn't be soft then.

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

Here's one that a V-tec Honda learned yesterday.



"Don't show up to a ten second gun fight, with a sixteen second knife".


Honestly, I was just going around the block to dry my car off (at about 5 lbs of boost) after washing it. Didn't even know he was back there. He came up to me at a light and told me that he was "running me down", and had 200 horses under the hood . I didn't have the heart to tell him that I had about three times that HP under mine. However, I did let him get the jump, and humbled him with 22 psi when the light turned green. Let's just say that it was really ugly for him. Kinda like butterfly hunting with a sledge hammer. .

Happy spooling.
Mike Barnard

 

[DailyDrifter]

I see his speedo is off.....? How do you push a car and look at the speedo at the same time........

LOL. How true.


Some wisdom:

"Always wipe front to back"

 

[forcedfedv6]

Here's one that a V-tec Honda learned yesterday.



"Don't show up to a ten second gun fight, with a sixteen second knife".


Honestly, I was just going around the block to dry my car off (at about 5 lbs of boost) after washing it. Didn't even know he was back there. He came up to me at a light and told me that he was "running me down", and had 200 horses under the hood . I didn't have the heart to tell him that I had about three times that HP under mine. However, I did let him get the jump, and humbled him with 22 psi when the light turned green. Let's just say that it was really ugly for him. Kinda like butterfly hunting with a sledge hammer. .

Happy spooling.
Mike Barnard

Damn mike you are mean, oh btw, since when are you 10's capable, I am still yet to see a timeslip in your hands, until then you are still behind a few tents. :tongue:

 

[turbolou]

Reply

Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.

I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.

I'm not your type.
I'm not inflatable.

I am having an out-of-money experience.

Don't sweat the petty things.
Don't pet the sweaty things.

I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

 

[rmar]

Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.

I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.

I'm not your type.
I'm not inflatable.

I am having an out-of-money experience.

Don't sweat the petty things.
Don't pet the sweaty things.

I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

That's deep..............






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[GNeric]

One off a 300zx will make it look bigger. Dr Frankenstien has one in his garage.

Sorry A.J. Had to.

I'm curious now. Which turbo WILL make my schmecle look bigger?????! I'm in the market for some schmecle enhancement..er .. I mean.. a new turbo.

 

[charlief1]

One off a 300zx will make it look bigger. Dr Frankenstien has one in his garage.

Sorry A.J. Had to.

LOL I'm glad to see I'm not the only one that gets him once in a while Eric. How about we have a dr_frakenstein thread so he knows he's liked around here.:biggrin:

 

[GNeric]

That will work. FuzzyGN and I went over to his house last night for a little get together (beer) and some talk (turbos, not schmecles) after the "cruise" at the new diner here.

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age.

Sometimes age just shows up by itself.

 

[aminga]

History doesn't always repeat itself.

Sometimes she just yells "CAN"T YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING I"VE TOLD YOU"


And lets fly with a club

 

[Evans Ward]

"Careful, you might put an eye out with that". Very sage advice to wear goggles if home porting your heads.