Funny...from a Ferrari ownwe

[notacarlo]

An open letter to the bat in my garage
Dear Vladimir,

We have lived happily in our home for many years and have not formally met. Let me take an opportunity to introduce myself, I am the guy who owns that Ferrari that you have been pissing on every night for the last week while you circle the garage and eat bugs. I have noticed that you seem to pile all your sh&t in one nice corner, would it be to much to ask that you similarly concentrate your urine. As an alternative, let me humbly suggest you look to the attic or even my bedroom for that matter. Sh&t, I'll raise flies in my living room if you would like, but stay away from the Ferrari. Are you kidding me? Really? There is no place else for you to go but on my prize posession. How about the damn mercedes next to it! Huh? its a big ugly silver blob, nobody would even know. BUT NOOOOOOOO, you got to go for the one thing you know I care about. Have some f&cking respect! Oh, and if you know the guy who decided to powerwash my driveway and aim all the mud at my garage, let him know that I am going to kill both of you with the same tennis racquet!

Better go hide your ugly bat a$$....tonight you are mine.



Very truly yours,


Joezaff

 

[notacarlo]

Here's the Bats rebuttle

Dear Joezaff,

This is the bat that lives in your garage and who has been happily pissing on your penile enhancement vehicle. You ask me why I piss all over your car? Well Joe, the reason is simple, even for you, to understand.

You see, I am just a bat. I am a small, winged animal that prefers to keep to myself. I pose a threat only to insects and not, broadly speaking, homo sapiens as a species, and more specifically, you, as a member of the aforementioned hairless ape club.

So whilst you were dancing around and screaming like a little girl and waving a broom at me, I was chuckling at the visage of you as a hairless ape that completely lost his nuts at the presence of such a small, harmless critter such as myself.

The reason why I piss on your vehicle is because I can, and you are powerless to stop me.

So there.


Very truly yours,

Vladimir.

 

[charlief1]

your really trying hard aren't you Dan.

 

[DJ Red Barron]

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