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Quote of the day.

What is Drunk?

"Drinking is feeling sophisticated
when you can't say it."
-Anonymous

:D
 
What is Drunk?

"Without question,
the greatest invention
in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-Dave Barry

:D
 
Drink drink drink drink
Drunk drunk drunk drunk
Drunk last night...drunk the night before
gonna get drunk like i've never been drunk before
'Cause when I'm drunk I'm as happy as can be
'Cause I am a member of the frog family
Well the frog family is the best family
That ever sailed across the sea
There's a high land frog
And a low land frog
An underwater frog
And a gosh-darn frog
Singing "Glorius! Glorius!"
"One keg of beer for the four of us"
"Glory be to God that there are no more of us"
"'Cause one of us can drink it all alone"
"Damn near!"


- A song we sung in BUD/S
 
It's....FRIDAY!!!

And tomorrow is my son's first football game. The team is pretty green - wish them luck.
 
What is drunk?

"Always do sober
what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you
to keep your mouth shut."
- Ernest Hemingway

:D
 
Something to think about for FRIDAY

The most destructive habit..............................Worry
The greatest Joy...............................Giving
The greatest loss.........................Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work...................Helping others
The ugliest personality trait......................Selfishness
The most endangered species........Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource....................Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm"...........Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome......................Fear
The most effective sleeping pill.........Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease................Excuses
The most powerful force in life..........................Love
The most dangerous pariah......................A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer.......The brain
The worst thing to be without......................... Hope
The deadliest weapon.............................The tongue
The two most power-filled words................."I Can"
The greatest asset.........................................Faith
The most worthless emotion......................Self-pity
The most beautiful attire................................SMILE!
The most prized possession....................... Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication.......Prayer
The most contagious spirit....................Enthusiasm To the WORLD,

YOU may be ONE person to the world;
but to ONE person, YOU may be the WORLD!
 
What is drunk?

"The problem with some people
is that when they aren't drunk,
they're sober."
- William Butler Yeats

:D
 
Originally posted by lyonsd
*YAWN*

/me scratches his nuts

WTF? Don't want to know. LOL! ;)


I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When
they awake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
-- Frank Sinatra
 
FRIDAY---

This is my 2506th Friday...

Since tomorrow will be my 2506th Saturday, guess it don't really mean much!

;)
 
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