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The Cabbie and the Nun
******* A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab
* * * * driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
* * * * He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to
* * * * offend you".
* * * * She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old
* * * * as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to
* * * * see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing
********you*could say or ask that I would find offensive."
* * * * "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
* * * * She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
* * * * #1. You have to be single, and...
* * * * #2. You must be Catholic."
* * * * The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
* * * * Catholic!"
* * * * "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
* * * * The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
* * * * blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
* * * * crying.
* * * * "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
* * * * "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married
* * * * and I'm Jewish."
* * * * The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to
* * * * a Halloween party."
* * * * Happy Halloween Everyone!!!
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The Cabbie and the Nun
******* A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab
* * * * driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
* * * * He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to
* * * * offend you".
* * * * She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old
* * * * as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to
* * * * see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing
********you*could say or ask that I would find offensive."
* * * * "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
* * * * She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
* * * * #1. You have to be single, and...
* * * * #2. You must be Catholic."
* * * * The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
* * * * Catholic!"
* * * * "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
* * * * The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
* * * * blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
* * * * crying.
* * * * "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
* * * * "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married
* * * * and I'm Jewish."
* * * * The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to
* * * * a Halloween party."
* * * * Happy Halloween Everyone!!!
