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Wel, we are waiting for the conclusion to this story
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robzombie
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Oh to be young and clueless!
1) Load 4 girls into car and take them for a ride.
2) Feeling like some kinda stud that's gonna get lucky if I can impress at least one of the four but hoping for three of them to be impressed and want my studly manhood. The fat/ugly one can hold the cell phone and take videos.
3) I never get that far because I almost break the car and have to take all the girls home before they end up walking or worse, they have to call another stud with a cool car to take them out for a good time that you can no longer provide.
4) You finally diagnose the blown motor from over revving the chit out of it and realize now you get no pussy for a long time because you need to come up with a few grand to fix the hoopty you blew up while trying to make your car smell like a whorehouse in the first place.
5) You repeat steps 1 through 4 until you reach age thirty and get sucked into marriage have kids and put the car/poo tang thing behind you until you get divorced and repeat steps 1 through 4 again.
Moral of the story? We were all young, dumb, and full of cum!!! ONCE some maybe twice.
Enjoy your childhood young man, it doesn't get any cheaper as you get older.
RZ.
1) Load 4 girls into car and take them for a ride.
2) Feeling like some kinda stud that's gonna get lucky if I can impress at least one of the four but hoping for three of them to be impressed and want my studly manhood. The fat/ugly one can hold the cell phone and take videos.
3) I never get that far because I almost break the car and have to take all the girls home before they end up walking or worse, they have to call another stud with a cool car to take them out for a good time that you can no longer provide.
4) You finally diagnose the blown motor from over revving the chit out of it and realize now you get no pussy for a long time because you need to come up with a few grand to fix the hoopty you blew up while trying to make your car smell like a whorehouse in the first place.
5) You repeat steps 1 through 4 until you reach age thirty and get sucked into marriage have kids and put the car/poo tang thing behind you until you get divorced and repeat steps 1 through 4 again.
Moral of the story? We were all young, dumb, and full of cum!!! ONCE some maybe twice.
Enjoy your childhood young man, it doesn't get any cheaper as you get older.
RZ.
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Damn it man if that aint the truth hahaha oh chit my wife is home got to go
robzombie
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My wife typed it for me while I dictated it for her, I guess mines a keeper. LOL
"That's what I like about those high school girls... I get older and they stay the same age"
Use the car to put them over the edge. Game should have them sewed up before you let them in the car.
(saves engines that way). Plus you gots to be careful... some vagina owners will dry the hell up when you start acting a fool in the car!
I take it you verified the engine is toast?
Use the car to put them over the edge. Game should have them sewed up before you let them in the car.
I take it you verified the engine is toast?
Jerryl
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You got to admire the kid for accepting full responsibility for the negative result, and willing to get his hands dirty. All he wants is some help. I think he gets the message.
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The only thing worse then that would be
If he was out there ripping donuts and have a blowout and flip the car hurting or killing anyone or everyone in it
damn....for the guy that apparently is getting a headache for reading this thread ...next time you definetly don't want to read any of the shit on my posts because
1) you'll a get sucked in because you really are curious as to what the problem with my car is because I usually have no clue what it might be..(I just like having these guys tell me what to rear apart)
2) you'll then start to realize I'm a moron and half the questions I will ask your wife could probably answer
3) shortly after that..we will begin shit talk eachother and have a quick 'rip on Danny session'
4) eventually resulting in this blank stare on your face and questioning why the hell did I just read 7 pages of bullshit
Oh and I worked late and had a ton of homework to do so the GN isn't on the agenda...but on the bright side I get to drive around moms burgundy Astro van around to work and class...and this is no joke
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1) you'll a get sucked in because you really are curious as to what the problem with my car is because I usually have no clue what it might be..(I just like having these guys tell me what to rear apart)
2) you'll then start to realize I'm a moron and half the questions I will ask your wife could probably answer
3) shortly after that..we will begin shit talk eachother and have a quick 'rip on Danny session'
4) eventually resulting in this blank stare on your face and questioning why the hell did I just read 7 pages of bullshit
Oh and I worked late and had a ton of homework to do so the GN isn't on the agenda...but on the bright side I get to drive around moms burgundy Astro van around to work and class...and this is no joke
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Just about 8 can fit and then me. But those are my type of chicks. Now if it were Earls type of chicks, maybe 4 or 5 of them... He likes em thick and juicy
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