My Buick is out in the pole barn whining!!

[grey1]

She's cold. She's got a new engine waiting to get inside her. What the heck should I tell my neighbors?? I'm not kidding. She's loud at night. Just before I fall asleep I can start to hear her. What do I do???

 

[DCEPTCN]

I don't think the neighbors will be all that surprised. They own boring vehicles bereft of any personality and probably are intrigued at such a beast. The few who would complain will suffer their own reckoning once you get the new engine in.

One should not question the Buick, only obey.

 

[AirBuick]

Maybe you can drown out her loud wailing at night by falling asleep to "Sandman" by Metallica!

 

[grey1]

She really likes a little "Thourogood". Sorry, I'm a bad speller.

 

[scottyb]

You're welcome to store your Buick here in Florida for the winter. They love winters here and are best exercised and respond better to your commands during this time. I will be more than happy to exercise her at least once a week, possibly more. I will do this FREE OF CHARGE, and when you come back in the spring to reclaim her, I promise she'll be clean and have a full load of fuel, plus a fresh trim on the tire treads.

 

[grey1]