I know we're getting off topic. But just for a moment let's leave all kidding aside.
My Buick, as well as many others here belonging to forum members that run single digit 1/4 mile times are capable of 0-60s in less than 2 seconds. I'm not bragging I'm special. It's actually quite common! To be more specific, in the pass I have listed in my signature below, the XFI recorded a 0-60 in 1.8 seconds. This is on a soft launch and in complete street trim (not one single thing was changed after driving it to the track) and 116 MPH in the 1/8th. There were a shit load of forum members there to see it that day. And many of them were doing what I was doing.
Of course, traction on the race track makes this much easier. But that's the problem! On the street, I could easily and quickly lose control. This is why I question my skill level and the need for having my car set for "kill". No factory built production car, Dodge Demon, Porsche, Ferrari, or Bugatti for that matter, got shit on a modified, deep 9 second Buick in the 0-60 department. Maybe on the street, yes. With all wheel drive, traction control and a skilled driver. But not on the track. Then after the 1/8th we can wait around for them to catch up.
I urge you to read this thread
https://turbobuick.com/threads/0-60-in-a-mid-9-second-car.437130/. No, I beg you to.