OK married guys, show hands

[usetaboost]

LOL! Milk Dud Apparently no one here is shut down in the bedroom besides me so far:redface: Good thing I have a sense of humor about it most of the time

 

[TexasT]

All joking aside Rich, I married a very attractive woman that I knew had good morals and would be a very good wife and Mother!

It has worked great after 19 years and I dont regret a thing.

If I wanted a **** *** every night I would have married the girls I dated before

Right there with ya. Not a second thought here.

As far as you with the cut off(usetaboost), I say you might have to cut bait on that fishing hole. Relationships are definitely a two way street and if you and your significant other can't communicate, it just makes it worse. Have you sat down with her and discussed your needs and let her express her needs to you. We like to go for a drive without the radio, kids, cell phones and just talk to each other. It is a 70% give and a 30% take on both sides. on a humorous side note, I always tell mine she can't cut me off if she doesn't know where I am getting it. All in fun of course.

As I said, kids just crater a weak relationship. Raising children is no light matter and they need two parents. My father told me when we told him and my step mother, "Son, you are entering the hardest part of your life. I hope you can adjust and make your way through it."

One last thought, " No man is complete until he is married, Then he is finished."

 

[Phoneguy]

I got married in 1985...
NO issues here at ALL. My wife is a blast, and has a great libido to boot. My wife is 45 and hot.

 

[dr_frankenstein]

Tab or 2 of Ex and she will do more than you will want.

A.j.

 

[usetaboost]

Tab or 2 of Ex and she will do more than you will want.

A.j.

Yeah I'm not gonna drug her. If I want her messed up I just gotta buy an 18 pack and start chuggin with her. Not THAT hard It's not that we don't get along, just no libido there on her side, not very often anyway. It isn't like she doesn't want to.

Just wondering if I'm the only one out there that's gotta put up with it

 

[vicious6]

Dont know what ya mean??? Its like stuffing a football in a peep hole at my house, it just doesnt work :biggrin::biggrin:

You kill me Ty! lmao

 

[JimG]

has menopause entered the equation yet??

this will certainly affect a woman's libido!!

 

[L8TRH8R]

Yeah I'm not gonna drug her. If I want her messed up I just gotta buy an 18 pack and start chuggin with her. Not THAT hard It's not that we don't get along, just no libido there on her side, not very often anyway. It isn't like she doesn't want to.

Just wondering if I'm the only one out there that's gotta put up with it

Two words.
BACK RUB. Works EVERY TIME.... Turns into a crack rub!!!

 

[vicious6]

Gotta love the crack rub!

 

[usetaboost]

this will certainly affect a woman's libido!!

Not at 27yrs old!

Two words.
BACK RUB. Works EVERY TIME.... Turns into a crack rub!!!

When the planets align, that does work.

 

[Vampire]

I heard of a solution to that problem...its called a mistress

 

[vicious6]

Yea, if you wanna end up in divorce court!

 

[Little6pack]

Wait till you guys get to the 25th year NAG NAG NAG NAG!

SHE STARTS EARLY MORNING. NOT EVEN A HELLO. JUST RUNS RIGHT INTO THE COMPLAINING RANT!

NOW I KNOW WHY I WORK 2ND SHIFT.

AND NOW MY 12 YEAR OLD IS TURNING INTO A PIA JUST LIKE MOM

I MUST HAVE HEARD 1001 TIMES WHY DO YOU NEED ALL THOSE CARS

lol AS I WROTE THIS SHE JUST COMPLAINED

 

[notacarlo]

Explain this "sex" thing you speak of.

If I see the word sheep or small horse in your or Ty's response I will stop reading there.

Been with mine for 14 years. She still likes me, so there's a plus.

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

Been with mine for 14 years. She still likes me, so there's a plus.

You must have married Helen Keller if thats the case

 

[notacarlo]

You must have married Helen Keller if thats the case

Yes, a distant relative....I screen my womens.

So do you hold them by the back legs or just grab a tuft of fur above the tail?

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

Yes, a distant relative....I screen my womens.

So do you hold them by the back legs or just grab a tuft of fur above the tail?

LOL Oh this is gonna be a long weekend :biggrin:

 

[vicious6]

Wait till you guys get to the 25th year NAG NAG NAG NAG!

SHE STARTS EARLY MORNING. NOT EVEN A HELLO. JUST RUNS RIGHT INTO THE COMPLAINING RANT!

NOW I KNOW WHY I WORK 2ND SHIFT.

AND NOW MY 12 YEAR OLD IS TURNING INTO A PIA JUST LIKE MOM

I MUST HAVE HEARD 1001 TIMES WHY DO YOU NEED ALL THOSE CARS

lol AS I WROTE THIS SHE JUST COMPLAINED

That would go over like a lead balloon!

 

[TURBOPOWERED68]

Not at 27yrs old!

a 27 seek professional help You can only deal with this but for so long. Before you start to wonder off This is Where my cousin was at a few years ago and today he is divorced and living with his sister. Don't ignore it.

i am one lucky guy, i am the one that has the "headaches" and is "not feeling well tonight"

 

[NEVER ENOUGH]

Corn? As in corn "hole"? Hmm, been a long time since that too

Anyways, I put this thread up for all those guys like me that had a sex machine for a girlfriend and now has a crabby old beeotch for a wife

18 years here and hasn't changed much:biggrin:. Perhaps more often.
Perhaps because the "dirty road" as referenced here hasn't been traveled. But (no pun intended) I must be doing something right.