OK married guys, show hands

[Boostdeznuts]

My wife told me that it is EXIT only DO NOT enter. LOL

 

[notacarlo]

There's an 80% off sale at the shoe store. The only way in is through the exit.


Rules are made to be tested/broken.

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

There's an 80% off sale at the shoe store. The only way in is through the exit.


Rules are made to be tested/broken.

 

[regan j]

try this

Bring a glass of water and 2 aspirin to her in bed. when she asks, whats that, tell her its for her. when she says she doesnt have a headache, hopefully u get the rest. heh heh heh

 

[Toady]

I was looking in the parts for sale section...told my wife I wanted to get a girdled stroker and a set of hookers. She smacked me!

What did I say?

 

[Gary Wells]

Whatever happened to the good old "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear" days. Pretty much went away with "happy Days" huh?

 

[Bruce Urie]

I was looking in the parts for sale section...told my wife I wanted to get a girdled stroker and a set of hookers. She smacked me!

What did I say?

L O L !!!!!!:biggrin:

Bruce '87 Grand National

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

I was looking in the parts for sale section...told my wife I wanted to get a girdled stroker and a set of hookers. She smacked me!

What did I say?

LMAO GOOD ONE!

Whatever happened to the good old "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear" days. Pretty much went away with "happy Days" huh?

That was a line Noah used before the flood Gary :biggrin:

 

[notacarlo]

LMAO GOOD ONE!


That was a line Noah used before the flood Gary :biggrin:

Awwww crap....now the threads gone biblical.

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

Awwww crap....now the threads gone biblical.

We will be re-spoking bicycle wheels, holding revivals, neutering pigs and converting virgins before its all said and done :biggrin:

 

[jdpolzin]

how many are still able to con their wives into doing the dew

crap. I messed up. Moderator delete this. Remember kids, never drink and post!

Edited again for the 7th time.... Lets just leave it up and see what comes out of it.

Well Jesse, You finally got some. You oh me brother!!!!

 

[usetaboost]

Yup. I just hope it lasts for a little while

 

[austinibew145]

I just did some catching up on this one. polzin you talk a big game. tuned her up! I am sure she did it out of fear, she didn't want me to bring him to the dark side. so your welcome. if it slows down just tell her I keep calling you.

my fee 1 bottle of jack per day

 

[Turbo1dr]

All the relationships I've been in always results in....I need some more money, where are you, you don't call enough, where have you been, who are you with, you never say you love me, can you go to the store on your way home, you love the damned car more than you love me, I called you just to hear your voice...blah...blah...blah. So at this time in my life....my motto is: If it's giving me stress...get RID OF IT and move on! The lady on the curbside provides "no strings attached" sex. She might be a little steep on the price but she's MUCH cheaper than a live-in wife without all the headaches.

 

[Ms. FastNasty]

WOW...this thread has been an interesting journey into the male mind...lmfao

Men do just as much belly aching as women, and just as much cutting off. Heck, mine went to sleep on our wedding night...(could be why he's gone)...lmao

 

[vicious6]

That might explain it! :redface:

 

[usetaboost]

WOW...this thread has been an interesting journey into the male mind...lmfao

Men do just as much belly aching as women, and just as much cutting off. Heck, mine went to sleep on our wedding night...(could be why he's gone)...lmao

WHoa! On the market? LOL

 

[Ms. FastNasty]

WHoa! On the market? LOL

Oh NO...I'm staying far far away from the market of oversized 4 year olds thanks...lmfao

 

[jdpolzin]

Oh NO...I'm staying far far away from the market of oversized 4 year olds thanks...lmfao

Hey now, I resemble that statement!!!!!:biggrin:

 

[usetaboost]

If all else fails, a TR can always give a satisfying grin:biggrin:

Been dry around here since sunday....so when is the doctor coming back for a visit???