Easy english lessons???
Send thier sorry a$$es to jail. Let the inmates give them the lessons..
They would learn quite a few words, once they and Bubba were married.
Some that come to mind:
You are gonna stick that where?
Quit, you are choking me.
Actually, it was a shame the 2 guys they jumped weren't packing some serious heat!
Can see it now.. "Hey man, choo got some dope??" "Ya, rite here in my jacket pocket"... 9 rds later, there are 3 fewer wetbacks to deport, or care for....