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I've decided my old decrepit body is tired of gettin' beat to death in my '84 Vette on Utah roads, and decided on going for a little bit o' luxury! 
Been checking out mid '90's Caddies & Lincolns, and I came across a nearly flawless '96 Mark VIII today--other than the battery was dead!
Anyway, I told the sales guy I'd entertain offers on the Vette for trade, he asked me what I'd like to get, I told him...
I asked how much for the Mark, he said "I think he (the lot owner) is asking 99..." Thought that sounded a bit high, as I noticed some '95's in AutoTrader going for the 6's, and some '97's in the 8's & 9's (NO '96's for sale in my vicinty!)
Anyway, he grabs the keys to go for a ride, and that's when we found out the battery was dead...Then the salesman made the biggest mistake of his life: "Oh, wow! I didn't know the battery was dead, I don't think this car's been moved in months!"
oops!
(he also mentioned that the owner is desperate to move cars right now because of road construction & shady former employees)
Well then, it must be time to wheel & deal, yes??? Then he explains that <ahem> "it's a bit tough to negotiate when working with a trade-in!"
right...so we go in and go thru the little "sales ritual", where I sit around and wait while he makes the best deal for me he can...which was "we'll give you what you want for your Vette, if you give us what we want for the Lincoln!"
heh heh, fat chance! I DO want the car, but I'm NOT going to trade in the Vette!
shameless plug time!
For Sale, 1984 Corvette, relatively CHEAP!! (honest!)
ANYWAY--This Lincoln has only 63k miles on it, has the 280 horse intech V8, and I couldn't find a scratch on it or IN it...Kelly bluebook "dealer" value comes in at $10,790, so $9900 is in the ballpark, BUT I know this car's been there awhile, and we supposedly got a "desperate" owner. Think I'll start the bidding at $7500 and see where it goes!
Now, back to the title of this thread! Does anyone know of any '96 Lincoln "stupid $#it" I should be aware of? Any help and/or advice is much appreciated!
Thanks in advance!
<edit>great, my web's server is down, no pics...

Been checking out mid '90's Caddies & Lincolns, and I came across a nearly flawless '96 Mark VIII today--other than the battery was dead!

Anyway, I told the sales guy I'd entertain offers on the Vette for trade, he asked me what I'd like to get, I told him...
I asked how much for the Mark, he said "I think he (the lot owner) is asking 99..." Thought that sounded a bit high, as I noticed some '95's in AutoTrader going for the 6's, and some '97's in the 8's & 9's (NO '96's for sale in my vicinty!)
Anyway, he grabs the keys to go for a ride, and that's when we found out the battery was dead...Then the salesman made the biggest mistake of his life: "Oh, wow! I didn't know the battery was dead, I don't think this car's been moved in months!"
oops!

Well then, it must be time to wheel & deal, yes??? Then he explains that <ahem> "it's a bit tough to negotiate when working with a trade-in!"
right...so we go in and go thru the little "sales ritual", where I sit around and wait while he makes the best deal for me he can...which was "we'll give you what you want for your Vette, if you give us what we want for the Lincoln!"
heh heh, fat chance! I DO want the car, but I'm NOT going to trade in the Vette!
shameless plug time!
For Sale, 1984 Corvette, relatively CHEAP!! (honest!)
ANYWAY--This Lincoln has only 63k miles on it, has the 280 horse intech V8, and I couldn't find a scratch on it or IN it...Kelly bluebook "dealer" value comes in at $10,790, so $9900 is in the ballpark, BUT I know this car's been there awhile, and we supposedly got a "desperate" owner. Think I'll start the bidding at $7500 and see where it goes!
Now, back to the title of this thread! Does anyone know of any '96 Lincoln "stupid $#it" I should be aware of? Any help and/or advice is much appreciated!
Thanks in advance!

<edit>great, my web's server is down, no pics...