Buicks and Dear Abby......

[IEATV8S]

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision in my life. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Buick GN next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.


It was at that moment, crouching behind my front wheel, that I noticed a few drops of oil on the inside of my wheel. It might be the wheel bearing or a brake problem.

Is this something I can fix myself or do you think I should take it back to my mechanic to have it repaired?



Sincerely,

Perplexed

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Cubic money ALWAYS beats cubic inches!!!

 

[need boost]

lol I should have know there was a catch hahahahaha Daniel Ray

 

[Boost231]

i read this and wasnt sure what to type.

 

[turbosam6]

Christ, thats older than the internet itself.

 

[Quick6'n'-K.C.]

Christ, thats older than the internet itself.

Is your camera broken or are you going to ever going to get out and take some pictures of your vette for us to view? :smile:

BW

 

[Bonzai]

Maybe the mechanic that your wife is seeing on the side can take a look at it?

 

[cruzn57]

well.........

now that you know,
can you buy you wife some sexy underware, I'm tired of the old grandma stuff, me and the guys don't have the coin to buy her the victorias secret stuff, but we know you do,
it sure would spice up our evenings, and we'd send you pictures, so you could appreciate how sexy she looks,
thanks man,

 

[turbosam6]

Is your camera broken or are you going to ever going to get out and take some pictures of your vette for us to view? :smile:

BW

I've been working alot (for a change) so I haven't had time. Plus, it has a flat tire. New rims and tires will be here tomorrow, and it'll be lowered come friday. I'll get pics this weekend hopefully.