Happy Friday to everybody:

[Gary Wells]

Happy Friday to everybody, & happy payday to those that are getting paid today. I get paid every two weeks, so it is a big day on my calandar. Can't go far without money these days.

 

[excobraguy]

Happy Friday to everybody, & happy payday to those that are getting paid today. I get paid every two weeks, so it is a big day on my calandar. Can't go far without money these days.

I get paid 1 day a month, the last day of the month and it sucks! I try and budget the money but you always come up short!!!!!!!!!! Happy Friday back at ya!

 

[nordy racer]

Happy Friday to everybody, & happy payday to those that are getting paid today. I get paid every two weeks, so it is a big day on my calandar. Can't go far without money these days.

Shi* with your cash vault, why do you have to worry.. i heard your daddy warbucks ...

 

[Gary Wells]

Mike:
I can tell by your lifestyle that you make more in an hour than I do in a year.
I'm just ordinary white trailer park trash. If the trash man ever caught me standing by the curb on trash pick-up day, I would be in real trouble. He would scoop me up without a second thought.

 

[meanchicken]

Ya know...mmmmmmmph.....I'm just so happy now as I sit here...mmmmmph... on the crapper texting away from my blackberry...it's where I do some of my best work....

All this love, good will...and booty pix... we've been sharing in the SW message boards these last few days as been awesome.

I feel like a. ..mmmmmmmph....load has been lifted...mmmmmmmph....
Whoa!!

Hey...something just happened as I sit here and it reminded me about a little factoid...
Our Turbo Buicks are pretty fast, right?
But do you know what the 1st and 2nd fastest things in the world are?
2nd fastest thing is your butt hole slamming shut.
1st fastest thing is that little drop of icey cold water that jumps up inya before your butthole can slam shut.
Whoooo...wonder what the 60ft on one of those lil' drops of water would look like...huh?
If I had a camera phone I'd send you guys a booty pic right now.
...Maybe not...

Mmmmmmmph....
OK...my work here is done...
Till next time.

 

[turbolou]

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Meanchicken once more you have given of yourself by sharing your experiences in the bathroom. I will apply this knowledge next time your car needs some work lol

 

[meanchicken]

mmmmmmph....
:redface:
Thanks, Pappa Lou.
This ones for you...

mmmmmmmmph....

 

[graza002]

Happy Friday to everybody, & happy payday to those that are getting paid today. I get paid every two weeks, so it is a big day on my calandar. Can't go far without money these days.

I am rich, I don't have to work...lol.

 

[Gary Wells]

Andrew, I hear that your girlfriend supports you, and that you just like to ride in ambulances, you got tired of chasing them.

 

[turbolou]

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mmmmmmph....
:redface:
Thanks, Pappa Lou.
This ones for you...

mmmmmmmmph....

Alright enough already,I also rather be called daddy instead of papa. lol

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

Happy Friday to everybody, & happy payday to those that are getting paid today. I get paid every two weeks, so it is a big day on my calandar. Can't go far without money these days.

Dang! Gary,
Turbo Buick.com ONLY pays you ONCE every two weeks?
Sorry to hear that, but at least it should be a REALLY fat pay check for all the B.S. you put up with while baby sitting this soap opera. I for one, vote to put Gary in for a raise. (or at least give him a good parking spot at Ralphs pizza place this Sun).:biggrin:

And, a happy Friday to all.

 

[graza002]

Andrew, I hear that your girlfriend supports you, and that you just like to ride in ambulances, you got tired of chasing them.

LOL...something like that.

 

[Underboost]

I sold my body today for $1.25. So...I guess you can say life is pretty good! :tongue:

 

[nordy racer]

I sold my body today for $1.25. So...I guess you can say life is pretty good! :tongue:

did you get your $1.20 change back?

 

[meanchicken]

Alright enough already,I also rather be called daddy instead of papa. lol

Uh...
Far too much can be read into it if I were to start calling you daddy...
Heffs girls call him daddy....and you know what that's all about...

Hi and a hand shake....that's all you're getting out of me.....

 

[Underboost]

did you get your $1.20 change back?

yes!

 

[Gary Wells]

Well, here we are again, Happy Friday & Happy Payday. Thank God for the weekend (2 days off) & thank God for paydays. Money. Not much, but enough to a few groceries, a little gas money, & not much else. No new vette yet, & work is starting to stress me out. How's everybody else doing? Any new cars, play toys, motorcycles, guns, anything new, how about wives these days, anybody swapping wives these days? Who has PTO time at work and how many hours do you have on the books? I have about 350 hours of PTO time on the books against an allowed 440 hours accrued.

 

[turbolou]

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Well, here we are again, Happy Friday & Happy Payday. Thank God for the weekend (2 days off) & thank God for paydays. Money. Not much, but enough to a few groceries, a little gas money, & not much else. No new vette yet, & work is starting to stress me out. How's everybody else doing? Any new cars, play toys, motorcycles, guns, anything new, how about wives these days, anybody swapping wives these days? Who has PTO time at work and how many hours do you have on the books? I have about 350 hours of PTO time on the books against an allowed 440 hours accrued.

I might be interested in swapping one of my sheep for a Shetland pony & again it must be a blonde & her father has to own a bar. Any cars shows Gary how about donut derelicts or that one in Irvine.i need to do something with that GNX garage ornament conversation piece that does nothing but sits under a car cover.

 

[nordy racer]

Well, here we are again, Happy Friday & Happy Payday. Thank God for the weekend (2 days off) & thank God for paydays. Money. Not much, but enough to a few groceries, a little gas money, & not much else. No new vette yet, & work is starting to stress me out. How's everybody else doing? Any new cars, play toys, motorcycles, guns, anything new, how about wives these days, anybody swapping wives these days? Who has PTO time at work and how many hours do you have on the books? I have about 350 hours of PTO time on the books against an allowed 440 hours accrued.

man you need to use some of that time man.. i was thinking i had a ton at 150hrs...

took the sheriff test last weekend and passed with 300 other people, the test was taken by 650 people. once a pre-background check was started, i had 1 to many tickets over a 7 year window.. so that DQ'd me..
other PD's only look at a 5 year window, so i should be OK and i'm set up for some testing dates for them..

Still in the process for a couple of Fed Law Enforcement jobs.. i'm really pulling for those jobs

other then that.. just chillin and working on paying off bills..

 

[Gary Wells]

I might be interested in swapping one of my sheep for a Shetland pony & again it must be a blonde & her father has to own a bar. Any cars shows Gary how about donut derelicts or that one in Irvine.i need to do something with that GNX garage ornament conversation piece that does nothing but sits under a car cover.

I can't do Donut Derelict's this weekend, getting oil changed in vette, and Sat morn is the only available time slot. Maybe next Sat?
Mike Barnard should be up and running by that time.