Practical Joke Needed

[moparkid]

Anbesol on all of his pop/beer cans makes for a good holiday meal.

I prefer saran wrap stretched tightly over the toilet bowl, under the seat.

Zip ties on CV axles can be humble yet annoying.

The look on ones' face after someone has attached bubblewrap to a rear tire is priceless. That 'pop' noise will stop em in there tracks.

Have someone (another friend) call saying they are from the local hardware store, and that his special order of broomhandles and vasoline has arrived. This works way better if you have to leave a message with a secretary or his co-worker.

Send him flowers at home with another woman's name on the card. He'll think its funny, but his spouse won't :biggrin:

 

[regan j]

Bottle rocket

under the bathroom door. If you make a pin hole in the top, it will not go boom.

 

[chadly]

You guys are hilarious and some awesome ideas are going through my head.

The cat box is going to be hard to beat. It was the holidays and I had over eaten and really holding this one back till the time was right. I sprinkled a little cat litter over it to make it look legit. Other than the fact it weighed as much as his cat it looked pretty good.

 

[INEEDAGN]

This is a fantastic thread. I got a couple car lot related ones. One of the salesmen always hounds us about not coating all the used cars with Ultra Cote and E Z shine. You know, that greasy, nasty, dirt attracting crap that you can't remove from the car OR your hands after you've been in it. He SWEARS by it making the cars look SOOOO much better, but we hate using it. One day when he was at lunch we ultra coted his entire office. His leather chair, laptop, vinyl floor covering, ceiling fan, desk, phone, everything in the whole room. He was pretty pissed. But it had a nice, strong, pina colada scent to it for a few days...

I always tell them when I quit or get fired (probably the latter) I am going to take all the info tags off all the keys, and the spare keys, and separate the keyless fobs from the keys themselves, and stir all that crap in a huge pile on the front desk for them to sort out. We have 60-70 cars on average.

Look at his car keys closely. Go to the local key cutter place, and have them cut a similar dummy key with a random pattern. Switch it with his ignition key but leave the keyless fob alone. He'll unlock the door remotely but when he tries to start it, it won't turn. Works with older 2 key systems like G bodies too. In the right circumstances, someone could screw with that forever and never figure it out. They might have it towed to the dealer for a new lock cylinder, etc. So you or someone else might want to be near for that one, to stop him before he breaks something.

 

[tntdiablo]

get a large zip tie and put it on the drive shaft,when it spins it makes all kinds of noise underneath,but does not cause ay damage.it will take him a little bit of looking around before he finds it

 

[Casey Jensen]

Did you at least cover it up? Thats a good one!

 

[troGNman]

Look at his car keys closely. Go to the local key cutter place, and have them cut a similar dummy key with a random pattern. Switch it with his ignition key but leave the keyless fob alone. He'll unlock the door remotely but when he tries to start it, it won't turn. Works with older 2 key systems like G bodies too. In the right circumstances, someone could screw with that forever and never figure it out. They might have it towed to the dealer for a new lock cylinder, etc. So you or someone else might want to be near for that one, to stop him before he breaks something.

I've done that one before with my brother-in-law. We both drove Nissans at the time (he had a Hardbody P/U) and he left his keys on the kitchen counter during a visit. I swapped my Sentra ignition key with his and just chilled for awhile until it was time for him to leave. He put the key in his truck and it didn't work. Boy was he pissed! After 20 minutes or so of him throwing a hissy fit I fessed up and gave him his key back. He never comes around much for family functions anymore.

 

[troGNman]

He’s still trying to get back at me for crapping in his cats litter box.

Along the same theme as your first prank is the "upper decker".

Drop a deuce in the toilet water tank. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

 

[klrv6]

Have one of his ex-girlfriends show up at dinner and demand that he meet his son or daughter.

 

[dragonational]

if you take clear jell-o and put it in the bowl of the toilet when he is gone, it will set up and have to be dug out by hand....after you do that take him out for chinese food!

Another one that i have seen is if you take Cream cheese you can cut off the top of his deoderant stick and replace it with cream cheese, use a knife to form the shape of a used deoderant stick and wala chesse pits.

send Christmas cards to all of his friends and family with him (photoshoped) as naught Mrs. Clause

 

[asto-t]

Try hair spray on the windshield...real nice when it rains... but taken a number two in the cat litter box is priceless...

 

[David65]

Sign him up on a personals web site, and list the home phone number :biggrin: Say I live with my sister so if a woman answers its ok to talk:biggrin::biggrin:

Yeah, but word it so it seems he is seeking male companionship...

 

[GNTIM]

Tape wheel weights to his driveshaft or hammer weights on the inside of the rims. Massive vibrations. The magazine subscription thing works very well, go to the store and pull out the cards and fill them out in his name, then check the "bill me" option. I've "heard" that they threaten collection agency action. But, I think it's mail fraud.

 

[theCATman]

Grease his windshield wipers. Use a very light coating that he won't see until it's too late.

If you know his email address (if he has one) go to porn sites & enter his email address for free trials of whatever.

Got a valvestem wrench? Take the valvestems out of all four tires & leave them on the roof or hood of his vehicle. Tape them on if it's a windy day.

Ex-lax'd food or drink.

Switch the banks on his sparkplug wires (assuming a v6 or v8)

Find a roadkill 'coon, possum, rabbit, cat, or other of your preference really, and tie it around his axle with enough rope to drag it about 6-10' behind the vehicle when in motion.

 

[Casey Jensen]

Along with the crapping theme. My employee told me about this one. If he leaves is car doors unlocked so you can get in, crap in a plastic sack and put it in the back floorboard of his car on a hot sunny day with the windows rolled up. It will take weeks before the stink goes away. He will be driving around most of the summer with the a/c on high with the windows rolled down. Needless to say after hearing this, i make sure my doors are locked at all times!!!

 

[$uckin6]

send some he/she strippers to his place of business, spray some catnip all over his tires and let the neighborhood cats do the rest or press some cat turd in to some of the radiator fins so when the engine warms up, well you know the rest.

 

[Bruce Urie]

Go to your nearest supermarket and purchase one dead squid. Yes, I said squid. About 6 inches long....real ugly and stinky.

Then put it in his coffee cup with hot coffee and offer it to him. It'll taste like s*** then when he dumps out the cup, out comes the coffee squid.

Yes, this was pulled on me at work...by a buddy who thought I put an exposive charge in the end of his cigarette in his pack......but he got the wrong guy....it was the engineer who was sitting behind me that did it.....I should have known something was up when the guy was all nice and offered to get me a cup of coffee that morning. It was something he had never done before, but at 6:00 AM in the morning at work, who's fully awake?? But, man, did I ever get even with him!!!!!!!

Bruce '87 Grand National

 

[Bruce Urie]

I've got to tell you fellas, after reading this thread, I've never laughed so hard in years! My side is killing me.:tongue: I've never heard of things like this, it's just amazing what you all can come up with.

Sure got me out of my bad mood....thanks, guys. I needed it. And great ideas!!! Just great!!

Bruce '87 Grand National

 

[ncmalko1]

If he has a crappy car I personally like this one. Buy two to three large boxes of generic Oreo's double stuff. Open the cookies up like you did when you were a kid and stick them all over his car. He comes out in the morning to a car completely covered in Oreo cookies. (Dont do this to his GN or new car)

 

[chadly]

You guys are too much. So many Idea’s I’m not sure what to do. I don’t want to do any harm to any of their belongings or piss my sister off whom I’m adore. My brother in law is very smart and educated but lacks mechanical experience. Many of the auto ideas he would not catch on to and would bring the car to the garage. This would result in unnecessary money spent. He is also a professional and I would never do anything that would interfere with his job.
So here is what I’m thinking so far with the ideas in mind.
I buy some corny thong under wear and model them while my wife takes some pictures. I then wrap them and give them to him as a gift (I would wash them). Once he opens them I pretty sure he would put them on his head for all to see acting cool in all. If so then later I would give him another gift which would be me modeling the underwear tight on my junk.
The problem is if he opens them and just laughs it off and throws them aside. Then I got nothing.
But still thinking I may drop another bomb in the cat box just because.