Practical Joke Needed

[turbofabricator]

Send a subscription to gay porn to his neighbors address in his name. The neighbor will come over to his house with "his" mail. "Uhhhh.........Joe, uhh........this came for you......."

Tape the handle of his vegatable sprayer on the kitchen sink with black electrical tape. Turns water on in the AM....Sprays him down.

Copy machine toner spinkled on the front door mat. That crap is HARD to get rid of.

Sneak into his house at night and rearrange his furniture. Turn the fridge around backwards, dining table in the living room, ect. Have your sister slip him a Lunesta and a Long Island Iced tea, so he'll sleep through it all. (I had a co-worker that used to do that to random people. He'd break into their house at night and move stuff around. Lucky he didn't get shot)

Vasaline on the toilet seat. THAT is down right WEIRD feeling. My mom use to do that to all of us. I think my dad even slid right off onto the floor after hitting the crapper at a dead run after work one night.

Whistle tip exhaust.....woooo-WHOOOOOOO (Bub-Rub) (Google THAT)

Turn everything in his car on high. That'll wake his AZZ up in the A.M.

Limburger cheese in the cowl vent. (though, that'll be dam near impossible to make go away)

Take a picure/video of you scrubbing the cat box with a toothbrush that looks exactly like his. Even show you taking it from the holder or drawer in the bathroom and walking to the catbox, then switch brushes, and scrub away.

 

[1fast6]

i think the upper deck is your best bet. no harm no foul.
if he has a bunch of spray cans in the garage you can remove all the valves and replace the caps. when he goes to use them there won't be any valves to press.

you can add gas to his car for about 2 months. then start siphoning it out. he will deffenately notice a difference in fuel consumption.

go by the good will and get a bunch of cheap clothes, throw them out on the front lawn in a pile and attach a dear john letter to the front door. he will be in shock he won't even notice the clothes arent his.

 

[DailyDrifter]

Whistle tip exhaust.....woooo-WHOOOOOOO (Bub-Rub) (Google THAT)

:biggrin:

YouTube - Bubb Rubb & Lil' Sis - Whistles Go Woo (Original)

"Thats only in da mornin"

 

[turboc87gn]

I was at dennys one night and someone took the newspapers out of the machine and threw them all over the pk lot...Well i come out and stuck to my windshield is a sopping wet falling apart newspaper..Soo i grab a sunday paper, stop in my pops garage and get some wheel bearing grease and masking tape.....I gift wrapped his whole car with newspaper and put a big glob of grease under his driver and passenger door handles!!!! He called me at 6 am running late for work pissed!!!! lmfao!!!

If he drives a pickup or van put a rock behind his tire and take out his driveshaft!!!

If you have access to his house while hes gone to work drywall and paint the door to his bedrooom shut and hang up a funny picture on his new wall!!!

If he leaves his car unlocked turn on as many accessories as you can blower, turnsignals, wipers ,push the mirrors in strange directions,put on the e brake find an old club and leave it on his steering wheel, use mechanics wire to attach a dead animal to his exhaust , etc!!!!

 

[87GNSteve]

Send every possible business in the phone book to his house in 15 minute intervals starting at 9 AM on a Saturday.
Taxis/limos, pest control, aluminum siding, concrete, pizza, painters, landscaping, dumpster, any free estimates etc, etc, etc.
This gag when successfully done WILL cause a traffic jam on his street, in front of his house and he will not be able to leave; and will most likely have to stand in the driveway explaining himself until you ran out of appointments for him.

 

[WhiteTtype989]

Send every possible business in the phone book to his house in 15 minute intervals starting at 9 AM on a Saturday.
Taxis/limos, pest control, aluminum siding, concrete, pizza, painters, landscaping, dumpster, any free estimates etc, etc, etc.
This gag when successfully done WILL cause a traffic jam on his street, in front of his house and he will not be able to leave; and will most likely have to stand in the driveway explaining himself until you ran out of appointments for him.

I like this one lmao^.
Zip-tie a gstring across the rear license plate usually the owner isnt the one who catches its there lol .

 

[ThatDamGoldCar]

If going over to his house at holiday time,Bring him a glade plug-in liquid filled with LIQUID ASS,slip it into a hidden outlet and the house will clear out... i promise...

 

[BadAssGN]

Get some Ketchup pack and fold them in half, put them under the toiled seat pads

when you sit down the stuff goes everywhere

 

[GNVenom]

Buy a fresh whole chicken at the deli. If you can get into his house, lift one of the heater return vents and drop it down, then put the vent back in place.

3 days later he'll be moving out of his house.

If you can't get to the house, try putting it in the spare tire well in his car.

3 days later, he'll be burning the car down.

 

[Pittsburghkid]

A buddy of mine would always take his sisters phone and set in on top of the toilet right after he sh!t. So her phone would ring and every time she went to get it she'd walk in and see a big turd floating around. The upper decker is good also.

 

[Sal 87WE2]

Let me add to the list. First, the donut one is the best so far in my opinion!!!

Buy a whole fish from the market ask to wrap in paper only no plastic. Lodge that bad boy under his vehicle somehow and wait 1-2 weeks...

Take out a free ad in craigslist or the Greensheet (are they still around?) or local free newspaper/ad paper that everyone reads. List an ad for Free Rotweiller puppies. List his phone number only on your first name so he knows its you He will get a call from every thug in the area...

 

[daves87gn]

try this

make an add on craigs list under man look for man

describe him as wealthy, good looking and well hung looking to travel and willing to pay for expenses,

end with his name and his number and email address also add his email and ask that anyone interested please send pics

or

place and add call girl add a pic of hot chick and list full service including back door access $50



this will be the gift that keeps on giving

 

[EVIL]

Liquid ass is the best. my friend destroyed the Tsongas arena with it a few years ago during the Megadeth/Heavan and Hell concert. The whole place was chanting "Who Sh*T Their pants"

If going over to his house at holiday time,Bring him a glade plug-in liquid filled with LIQUID ASS,slip it into a hidden outlet and the house will clear out... i promise...

 

[EVIL]

If you ever go for a ride with him have a small paper bag filled with one and five dollar bills and a pair of pantyhose.

As he's driving start talking about how you can't afford your bills your stocks crashed life is tough and such. Then abruptly have him pull up on the side of a convenience store and run in.

Buy a pack of gum or something. on your way out just before you get to the car slip the pantyhose over you head and jump into the car with the bag of money in your hand and yell "DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE"! and start pulling money out of the bag.

Priceless.

 

[charlief1]

I'm wondering which one you chose?

 

[injdinjn]

Limburger cheese on a exhaust manifold.

My cousin's Dr friend had a party and my cousin brought his Avanti, the Dr stole it and wouldnt tell him where it was.

A few weeks later, after calling the local paper and telling them a "event" would occur at the medical office, and a clock radio hidden in the AC ducts turned up high to C&W set to go off right at the first patient appt time (putting 2 or 3 patients in the office), my cousin threw a crate of chickens in the back door.
The local paper published pics on the front page of the Dr chasing chickens and on a chair on a table trying to reach the clock radio.

 

[GullsGN]

If he has suspended ceilings and smoke detectors, put a smoke detector with an almost dead battery in the ceiling near a working smoke detector. He will go nuts when the beeping starts.

 

[fleebag]

pour pee in the fresh air vents below windshield, urine smell for weeks

take electrical tape and put around exhaust where he can't see it, once it gets hot it smokes bad

one shrimp, uncooked hide anywhere in his car or house(prefer a/c vent)

opened condoms are always nice to see by his coworkers

put large ziptie around driveshafth, click click click

 

[turbonut85]

If you ever go for a ride with him have a small paper bag filled with one and five dollar bills and a pair of pantyhose.

As he's driving start talking about how you can't afford your bills your stocks crashed life is tough and such. Then abruptly have him pull up on the side of a convenience store and run in.

Buy a pack of gum or something. on your way out just before you get to the car slip the pantyhose over you head and jump into the car with the bag of money in your hand and yell "DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE"! and start pulling money out of the bag.

Priceless.

That's good......:biggrin:

Ducein in the catbox is tough to beat....I never woulda pegged you for that one Chad.....you seem so normal when we hang out. :biggrin:

 

[supercrackerbox]

If you ever go for a ride with him have a small paper bag filled with one and five dollar bills and a pair of pantyhose.

As he's driving start talking about how you can't afford your bills your stocks crashed life is tough and such. Then abruptly have him pull up on the side of a convenience store and run in.

Buy a pack of gum or something. on your way out just before you get to the car slip the pantyhose over you head and jump into the car with the bag of money in your hand and yell "DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE"! and start pulling money out of the bag.

Priceless.

Someday I am going to pull that on someone.