When you 1st get married it like twice a day your like rabbits, then it's once a day then Fertile Mertle wait 9 mos.then after a few children, then it's the Weekend if she's not too tired after mowing the lawn and chopping wood, hey babe put another log on the fire then come tell me why yor leaving me( lyrics from the OutLaw album with Waylon Jennings, Willy Nelson, and Jessie Cotler). Then once a week every 3rd. Tuesday if she's not OTR then just on our Birthdays. Then just my Birthday, Now I'm the one with a headache and guilty of paying more attention to the car more then her. We're both getting old so every now and then if I need parts, I tell her take out your false teeth momma I wanna suck on your gums awhile
lyrics from a old J Giles Band song(Album Full House), J Giles was from Detroit, you heard of the Boston Monkey you heard of the Philly Freeze well we got the Detroit Demolition then they just jam out.
Actually I'm Blessed to have my wife been Married 18 Blissful years she's a Good Woman!