Bow to the rain god!
I will, for a phenomenal fee, come to your city and MAKE RAIN.
Area gets storm levels not seen in 100 years
How does this happen, you might never ask?
Simple.
Scottyboost hasn't washed his faded, worn-out ****box in maybe 10 months to a year...........until last Saturday. It has since rained NON-STOP.
I shall, from this point forward, rename the old barge from "Exxon Valdez" to "Noah's Ark". For a healthy fee I will gladly toss a case of oil in the trunk and drive to your town, making frequent oil-topping pit stops at sheltered locations along the way. Your drought worries will instantly be replaced by flood worries.
Orders will be taken on a first-come, first-serve basis. I reserve the right to delay my trip for the sole purpose of extorting money from local authorities who demand that I leave town in a more timely manner.
Anyone who has a garage and is willing to repair the various water leaks in the hissin' buford will receive priority status and a susbstantial discount in the "rain generating" fee. I will not be responsible for any oil stains left behind. Procure some kitty litter before my arrival.
I will, for a phenomenal fee, come to your city and MAKE RAIN.
Area gets storm levels not seen in 100 years
How does this happen, you might never ask?
Simple.
Scottyboost hasn't washed his faded, worn-out ****box in maybe 10 months to a year...........until last Saturday. It has since rained NON-STOP.
I shall, from this point forward, rename the old barge from "Exxon Valdez" to "Noah's Ark". For a healthy fee I will gladly toss a case of oil in the trunk and drive to your town, making frequent oil-topping pit stops at sheltered locations along the way. Your drought worries will instantly be replaced by flood worries.
Orders will be taken on a first-come, first-serve basis. I reserve the right to delay my trip for the sole purpose of extorting money from local authorities who demand that I leave town in a more timely manner.
Anyone who has a garage and is willing to repair the various water leaks in the hissin' buford will receive priority status and a susbstantial discount in the "rain generating" fee. I will not be responsible for any oil stains left behind. Procure some kitty litter before my arrival.
