Shortest Fairy Tale Ever Told!

[MY T FAST]

i got this from my dad in an email. :biggrin: freakin Hilarious!!! (true too! lol)


SHOREST FAIRY TALE EVER TOLD

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The GIRL SAID
'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and
left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END

 

[DailyDrifter]

That is one short fairy tale.

 

[notacarlo]

Shortest poem in the world (true)

FLEAS

Adam had'em

 

[Whut]

Double post.

 

[Whut]

You know whats funny is my girl doesnt care if I fart any where. I was raised in a house full of women so its a subliminal habit for me to leave the toilet seat down. She doesnt care if I just up and leave to go shoot pool or drink a few beers. She is a good girl, I am happy to have her.

I should also add she is a real girl, not a dog or any other type of animal.