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Wizzer lives..........I knew Fool couldn't kill him with a bb gun.
He'll be back with a vengeance. Looks like he's planning death from above. Next time Mike goes to jump out of a plane he better be checking his six.
 
No shit!
Yesterday morning I woke to a half eaten orange under the tree. Good thing I just bought more BBs and a new bottle of scotch.
I wouldn't put it past the little bastard to get his wings. He probably did it just to piss me off because I just had shoulder surgery and can't jump for a few weeks.:eek:

Mike B.
 
Here's what I need to do. Just make it harder to get to my orange tree. Hmmmmmm.

 
How many orange trees do you own? Do you live in Fla. Tx., or CA?
Just one tree, but I get three good sized crops a year from it. Everyone says that I've got the sweetest oranges they've ever tasted. People and critters come from miles away to get them. :eek: I live in Orange County, California. In the city of Huntington Beach.
 
Just one tree, but I get three good sized crops a year from it. Everyone says that I've got the sweetest oranges they've ever tasted. People and critters come from miles away to get them. :eek: I live in Orange County, California. In the city of Huntington Beach.
I live in CT and came to get some.


BPE2013@hotmail.com
 
I have a 10 acre grove in Fla. Hamlin oranges. Gets more expensive to care for the grove every year, with canker and greening diseases. I hope that doesn't affect your tree.
 
I have a 10 acre grove in Fla. Hamlin oranges. Gets more expensive to care for the grove every year, with canker and greening diseases. I hope that doesn't affect your tree.

Nope!
I have my tree on a very strict diet of low water, rat urine, and spilled scotch whiskey. I'm guessing that it gets plenty of iron too, from all the BBs I've shot into it.
 
Just one tree, but I get three good sized crops a year from it.
I only get one crop a year. They pick between December and March depending on the pickers' schedule and how sweet the oranges are. The more sugar content, the more valuable the oranges are. Did you know oranges have something in common with cars? Ever hear of a refractometer? They use it to measure the sugar content, called "brix". It can also be used to check the coolant content in our cars, only a different scale is used. You can search on ebay for them. If you were going to change your coolant over to Evans, you would use a refractometer to check the percentage of antifreeze in your solution. Evans says you must have 3% or less iirc before you add the Evans stuff. In other words, Evans and Prestone do not mix.
 
Did you know oranges have something in common with cars? Ever hear of a refractometer? They use it to measure the sugar content, called "brix". It can also be used to check the coolant content in our cars, only a different scale is used.
There's also one you can use to measure the alky content in wine Rick.;) Ask me how I know.:D
 
There's also one you can use to measure the alky content in wine Rick.;) Ask me how I know.:D

Yes!
On those hot Texas days, Charlie sticks the probe into his bathtub wine. He can then use the gauge for a fan.;)
 
Jeez, you guys are so damn funny! Just love it....such a good feeling to laugh. :LOL:

Bruce '87 Grand National
 
Jeez, you guys are so damn funny! Just love it....such a good feeling to laugh. :LOL:

Bruce '87 Grand National

The way I see it, you can either cry about the stuff in life or just have a beer (after work) and laugh at it.
Personally, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. ;)
 
We are both on the same page........I couldn't agree with you more, Mike!

Bruce '87 Grand National
 
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