The world's BEST ENGINE

[Little6pack]

A notable gynecologist once said,

"The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger.

It is self lubricating.

It takes any size piston.

And it changes its own oil every four weeks.


It is only a pity that the management system is so temperamental." :biggrin:

 

[Black3]

Giggidy.

 

[alwayscode390]

I agree 100% ---

 

[GNTIM]

Too funny...although I have run across a few with too small bores or lubrication problems

 

[aminga]

If you try to put an oversize piston in a new engine you have to follow break in procedures.

 

[GNeric]

Small bores... yes. Lubrication problems... Only one with "excessive leakage" of lube. heh heh!! None that ever "ran dry" for me.

Too funny...although I have run across a few with too small bores or lubrication problems

 

[WSLN 6]

Yep, go in dry and you can spin a rod bearing.....not pretty.

 

[GNeric]

Stripping a nut would be worse, I think.

 

[aminga]

Crack a piston.

 

[By-Tor]

But you can't turbo or supercharge it. How do you adjust the A/F ratio?

 

[GNeric]

It's Speed/Density so you have to do your own calculations in your head and run it accordingly.

 

[turbo nasty]

Well its the only engine that i dont mind throwing a rod in

 

[aminga]

If you lend it to someone else they may throw a rod in it too.

 

[bison]

If you lend it to someone else they may throw a rod in it too.

lmao

 

[83turbomon]

a mysterious leak....