What am I...poultry?

[meanchicken]

Geez Gary!

For the last 11 months since joining this web site, I've been biding my time....waiting....waiting....waiting....getting jealous:redface: of all the others that you pay attention to.

Finally on Monday, Sept 15, my day came....and went....I stayed up past midnight....waiting....

No Happy Birthday post for me.

I'm shattered....crushed....not feeling the love.....

You're so centered on deciding if you should blow your money on a Z06 that you completely gaffed me.

Well....fine....
I have a way to make sure you never forget again. This is where the meanchicken becomes a vicious rooster.
Next cruize....I'm gonna sneak up on you and give you an atomic snuggy you'll not soon forget, my friend.
Last victim I gave a atomic snuggy to got airborne, lost the stretchy waist band from his ball huggers and walked away with a severe limp

If you want the path of snuggy avoidance....give me that cash you want to spend for my b-day gift....then I'll be all smiley again.....like this guy

 

[turbolou]

Happy Birthday Tim !

 

[meanchicken]

Happy Birthday Tim !

Thanks, Papa Lou.
You're the best daddy in the world!:biggrin:

 

[graza002]

Happy Birthday TIM!!!!


Love your bastard brother

 

[meanchicken]

Happy Birthday TIM!!!!


Love your bastard brother

Thanks, Graza.
Kinda sad I had to do my own b-day post....
Good thing I'm thick skinned and starved for attention....it takes the sting out of it.

I don't think I'll really give Gary an atomic snuggy....I like the ol' guy....and I'm scared of what might come outa there with the waist band....
and old guys fart way too easy.

eeeeeeeewe.....
:biggrin:

I'm sure he has some leaky gaskets and burnt bearings at his age...an atomic snuggy would put him on the rack for sure.

 

[Gary Wells]

Happy Belated, Tim. Only 2 ways that could have happened, Tim. 1) Your Birthday was not listed on your forum personal page info, or 2) it was listed on your personal page info and you pulled it off just prior to your birthday, put it back up afterwards. It is a good sign of strong Christian moral fiber and faith to accept culpability when necessary.

 

[my1stgn]

Happy birthday! I too was let down for my birthday many many months ago..... I figure I just dont rate it and movd on. Thank God my wife threw me a huge 30th BDay surprise party!

 

[Gary Wells]

Happy birthday! I too was let down for my birthday many many months ago..... I figure I just dont rate it and movd on. Thank God my wife threw me a huge 30th BDay surprise party!

Just out of my curiousity, Victor, how many months ago was that?

 

[turbolou]

Forgot mine too, A clear case of dereliction of duty.Lack of sensitivity & disregard for others feeling & putting a quest for a bargain on a Z06 ahead of responsibility.The infractions keep piling on.

 

[cruzn57]

Tim, Tim, Tim......

the entire southern section sent you a big birthday card, and was signed by everyone, with lots of presents($$$) inside, are you really gonna say you never got it???
it was sent to Meanchickensh!t that is you isn't it?
don't feel left out, others have been negelected too, but they never whined, ( or clucked) you have actually joined an elite crowd of a$$holes, that took years to achieve that status, its a very secret society, that I am not allowed to reveal it's members.
so instead of whimpering, feel elated that you HAVE ARRIVED !!!!!

now shut up and wait til your card arrives, and not another word til it does!


(hey guys, you think he'll fall for that line of BS?) ha ha ha ha ha :tongue:

 

[Gary Wells]

Happy birthday! I too was let down for my birthday many many months ago..... I figure I just dont rate it and movd on. Thank God my wife threw me a huge 30th BDay surprise party!

Shouldn't feel bad about it, Vic, here's what happened, and to a lot of other peeps, too. My computer crashed sometime along in the timeframe between Thanksgiving weekend & Christmas and I did not do any "Have a Happy Birthday" wishes between 17 Dec, 2007 & 09 Jan, 2008 due to computer failure and I lost everything in the computer memory, including all Birthday dates.
In digging for this info, I also came across the fact that in 350 posts, all the way back to June of last year, you have not wished 1 person, not 1, "Happy Birthday" in all of those posts and all of that time, up until the one time today, and then you did that complaining about me missing yours last year. Most of the people that wish everybody else a "Happy Birthday" don't complain if I miss theirs, and they are pretty much "Pay it Forward" players. Lou, Tim, Andrew, Brent, both of them, Charlie, lee, Mike Barnard, gnbooster87, Morgan, Neal, Pete, and lots of peeps all get on every Birthday post and wish fellow peeps HB. Even Harold used to wish fellow peeps HB. Have a nice day, Vic.

 

[Gary Wells]

Forgot mine too, A clear case of dereliction of duty.Lack of sensitivity & disregard for others feeling & putting a quest for a bargain on a Z06 ahead of responsibility.The infractions keep piling on.

Happy Belated Birthday, want a couple of slices of cheese with that?

 

[rafael vasquez]

happy b-day tim..

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

Happy Birthday Tim.

Mean Chicken
Angry Poultry
Loco Pollo
Bent Chook
Disturbed Yardbird
Fuming Foul
Cocky ****



Mike Barnard

 

[meanchicken]

Happy Belated, Tim. Only 2 ways that could have happened, Tim. 1) Your Birthday was not listed on your forum personal page info, or 2) it was listed on your personal page info and you pulled it off just prior to your birthday, put it back up afterwards. It is a good sign of strong Christian moral fiber and faith to accept culpability when necessary.

This was a test, and I'll give you partial credit.
There is a third way. I had my b-day listed but had it set so only the admin could see it.
I discovered it halfway through the day Monday and fixed it.

...But I still blame you....
It's just easier that way, Gary.
;-)

 

[meanchicken]

the entire southern section sent you a big birthday card, and was signed by everyone, with lots of presents($$$) inside, are you really gonna say you never got it???
it was sent to Meanchickensh!t that is you isn't it?
don't feel left out, others have been negelected too, but they never whined, ( or clucked) you have actually joined an elite crowd of a$$holes, that took years to achieve that status, its a very secret society, that I am not allowed to reveal it's members.
so instead of whimpering, feel elated that you HAVE ARRIVED !!!!!

now shut up and wait til your card arrives, and not another word til it does!


(hey guys, you think he'll fall for that line of BS?) ha ha ha ha ha :tongue:

Boy!
You sure are wrong about me.
Heh!

My momma says I was born this way.....been this way for 45 years now.

Can't wait till my birthday card full of money arrives...I have some credit card bills to pay!:biggrin:

Thanks, guys!
You're swell!

 

[meanchicken]

Shouldn't feel bad about it, Vic, here's what happened, and to a lot of other peeps, too. My computer crashed sometime along in the timeframe between Thanksgiving weekend & Christmas

Ya...right...computer crash....good one....

You were one of those kids who used to tell your teacher your dog ate your homework, weren't you.

 

[meanchicken]

happy b-day tim..

Thanks, Ralph!
...and thanks for being the guy who told me about the forum.

 

[meanchicken]

Happy Birthday Tim.

Mean Chicken
Angry Poultry
Loco Pollo
Bent Chook
Disturbed Yardbird
Fuming Foul
Cocky ****



Mike Barnard

Thanks for all the great names, Chia!

 

[Underboost]

Happy Birthday! Satanic Chicken