Wow, 4 pages!.. I'll add mine
Coming into work one day, one of the phone drones:
"Yo, thats a nice monte, yo."
"It aint a monte"
"naw dawg that sounded like a 305!"
(he's real excited about now)
"Really?.. its a v6." and continued to my slave cube
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my neighbors:
my car is in the part of my driveway outside of our 6' fence, so they can see me waxing it (only shaded area ofcourse)...
redneck neighbor: "Boy's got himself a monte!"
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This is the funniest though.. I had taken my car to good year/gemini ($75 an hour labor! haha) to get a couple dunlop GT Quals on there - they were a good deal, $140 installed and balanced! ,...anyhow.
the guy (ASE certified tech, btw) gets in my car, starts it up, proceeds to bring it into the garage.. reving it over and over again as if he cant just slowly push the gas pedal.. (as if its super powerful or something?) ..finally gets it in, and revs it just before he shuts it off!
Now an hour later they're finished with it, the guy comes over to me:
Him "Thats a nice car there you got!"
Me "Thanks, but its just a ragged out one.."
Him "These cars are fast from waht i heard"
Me "Yea, they had a turbo v6, mines not intercooled, takes a little more work to get the HP out of them.."
Him "So how fast is it?"
Me "Slow.. but i know a couple guys around town that have some 11 second cars.."
Him "Wow, you can go 11's with a v6!?"
Me "Yea."
Him "Ahh uhh... well i'd put in a stroked 383 big block and go fast.."
Me "right.."
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Thats all the best ones i can think of .. have yet to go to a car show.. (Yea, I suck..
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