what's the dumdest thing your GF or wife has ever said to you ?

[no-nos]

well here's mine

I remember when i purchased a motorcycle a nice one honda cbf 600 , i asked her where should we go too? where do you want to ride too?
she replies " oh let's go to LION COUNTRY SAFARI " i was like yeah doing what, 90mph to those who don't know lion country safari is a place where all the animals run free, no cages you just drive thrugh it in your car
not on a bike

 

[marred4life]

"im pregnant"

 

[2 QK 4 U]

Would it be easier to ask what the smartest thing she has ever said?:biggrin:

I mean we don't wanna burry the bandwidth here...haha:tongue:

 

[no-nos]

so true:biggrin:

 

[Pablo]

well here's mine

I remember when i purchased a motorcycle a nice one honda cbf 600 , i asked her where should we go too? where do you want to ride too?
she replies " oh let's go to LION COUNTRY SAFARI " i was like yeah doing what, 90mph to those who don't know lion country safari is a place where all the animals run free, no cages you just drive thrugh it in your car
not on a bike

LOL thats great

 

[86brick]

Lion country safari, LOL that is awesome! Think I would've replied "Maybe we should tie some steak to our legs so we can pet the animals!":biggrin:

 

[DR BOOST]

she said " its either me or the car" i asked her if we could at least be friends.

 

[BlackoutDrunk]

my wife asked "so what's so great about a Grand National anyway and why do you have to have one?"

 

[Brer Rabbit]

My wife asked..

she said " its either me or the car" i asked her if we could at least be friends.

My Wife asked me why Dr. Boost wears womens underwear? I responded, when U drive a Turbo Buick and U think ur Rick James u can wear whatever the hell U want...BEEEEEEATCH! :biggrin:

 

[Otto J]

Thats an easy one "I DO":biggrin:

 

[jasjamz]

"Can I drive it?"

 

[notacarlo]

"would you ever want two girls at once?"

Loaded question, my training paid off. I said no.

 

[87we410877]

"Is this faster than a mustang?" that one didnt last long.

 

[BetMinesFaster]

You love that god damn car more than me, I replied "gee, do ya think....." It dont whine, I can beat it up all day and not have to worry, and when it leaks I dont mind........

 

[Pablo]

"would you ever want two girls at once?"

Loaded question, my training paid off. I said no.

Could have been a missed opportunity :biggrin:

 

[notacarlo]

If it were at a random time Pablo, I would say that you would have been correct. You have to take the "situational moment" into account. It was during a movie where there was a scene of said missed opportunity.
Sensing unwarranted provocation, I took a knee.

 

[BetMinesFaster]

If it were at a random time Pablo, I would say that you would have been correct. You have to take the "situational moment" into account. It was during a movie where there was a scene of said missed opportunity.
Sensing unwarranted provocation, I took a knee.

Very well worded Notacarlo! I too have been faced with that situation, being the man who always wants more, I answered possibly, and insued World War 3. needless to say were not together anymore....... Bummer!!! NOT!!

 

[SavageATL]

In a different vein, and y'all, I cannot make this stuff up.

I'm showing her how to change a tire, it's gone flat. Take the jack, jack up the car, pull off wheel. "What made it go flat?" she wants to know.
Roll tire round to show her nail in tire.
"If the nail's in the top of the tire, why is it flat on the bottom?" she demands.

We are watching television, I am being nice and letting her see if she can find something to watch. She is going through the channels and comes to a test pattern. Bemused, she remarks, "I don't understand this program at all."

We are at the airport getting ready to leave on vacation and we are looking at the displays of things you cannot bring into the country. We see a display of traditional chinese medicine- among the confiscated things is a bottle with a cobra and scorpion pickled in alcohol. She asks, "Is it alive?"

 

[turbofish38]

When I met my wife she was straight off the streets of Brooklyn. Quite the pedrestian in other words. So here I am trying to teach a 30 something girl how to drive a car. So many dumb questions I cant even remember them all. The one that sticks in my mind is...If the speed limit is only 55MPH than why does the speedo go to 120? BTW this was in my Roadmaster. 5 years later and she still hasn't piloted to GN.....and never will. Someday I'll tell you the story of how she plowed down the mailbox with one of my turbo'd Rivieras. Boost is nothing to be taken lightly in other words.:tongue:

 

[Dreamcar86]

"Do these jeans make my butt look big?" I am sitting there thinking to myself 'No, your butt makes those jeans look big' - then I calmly replied "Honey you just gave birth to our second child and your ass looks fine"