DO NOT HANDLE JALAPENOS and THEN USE THE RESTROOM!!!

[GNflyby]

It's been awhile since I've started a thread, but I thought I needed to share this.

My wife and I were cutting up some Jalapenos Christmas Day for a spicy traditional dish we prepare every holiday, when I had to go to the restroom to P. Everything was normal when all of a sudden I started to feel a burning sensation downtown. It grew worse and worse by the second to the point of pure agony!!! My P P was in deep trouble and I had no idea what to do, so quickly I went online to see if I could find a solution, and found that milk works great in such situations to relieve the pain. Never again will I do that!!! Has anyone else ever suffered the wrath of the Jalapeno? Nelson. :redface:

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

It's been awhile since I've started a thread, but I thought I needed to share this.

My wife and I were cutting up some Jalapenos Christmas Day for a spicy traditional dish we prepare every holiday, when I had to go to the restroom to P. Everything was normal when all of a sudden I started to feel a burning sensation downtown. It grew worse and worse by the second to the point of pure agony!!! My P P was in deep trouble and I had no idea what to do, so quickly I went online to see if I could find a solution, and found that milk works great in such situations to relieve the pain. Never again will I do that!!! Has anyone else ever suffer the wrath of the Jalapeno? Nelson. :redface:

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhAHH I can see it now LOL Hope your unit is better, I heard your supposed to soak it "in cider" = (in side her) LOL

 

[wile87]

the only thing that makes the burn go away there is time! that's one of the first things i learned when i began cooking. my nieghbor in the building i lived in as a kid was a pro chef and instructor at washburn cooking school. learned how to cook for pretty much nothin from the same guy who taught alot of the older chicago that are around today

 

[VADER]

I did the same thing only it was trying to put my contact lense in. Last one I had too.

 

[cruzn57]

yea, uh sure!

you expect us to believe that?
better yet, did the wife fall for it?
I can see it now " honey its hot, it itches, quick do something!" all the while she is rolling on the floor laughing, saying that'll teach you, next time just go pee, and don't shake it for 5 min!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA

thanks for the chuckle!

 

[Raymond Bunch]

That was too funny Nelson!

I had a similiar incident while I lived in San Salvador, El Salvador. I was messing with some habaneros peppers, squeezing them for what ever reason and later on I rubbed my eyes...... Well, you can probably figure out the rest... If I hadn't been trained with pepper spray, It probably would have been much worse, I'm just happy I had that little bit of training in regards to giving medical attention. I just didn't know I would have to give my self medical attention some day..... :smile:

Happy Holiday and happy that you are ok, bet that was one hell of a Christmas present...

 

[GNflyby]

That was too funny Nelson!

I had a similiar incident while I lived in San Salvador, El Salvador. I was messing with some habaneros peppers, squeezing them for what ever reason and later on I rubbed my eyes...... Well, you can probably figure out the rest... If I hadn't been trained with pepper spray, It probably would have been much worse, I'm just happy I had that little bit of training in regards to giving medical attention. I just didn't know I would have to give my self medical attention some day..... :smile:

Happy Holiday and happy that you are ok, bet that was one hell of a Christmas present...

It's the one present I will never forget...lol. :redface:

 

[GNflyby]

you expect us to believe that?
better yet, did the wife fall for it?
I can see it now " honey its hot, it itches, quick do something!" all the while she is rolling on the floor laughing, saying that'll teach you, next time just go pee, and don't shake it for 5 min!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA

thanks for the chuckle!

Trust me, it took all of 30 seconds for the pain to kick in! There was no time for anything else, you dirty bastard...lol.

 

[xlr8ngn]

Leave the swelling but take the pain away!

 

[SilverSleeper]

I feel your pain...well, almost..lol.

I had a pharmacist tell me to try Capzacin (or however you spell it) for my upper back and neck strain at work. That its potent stuff.. made from peppers actually.
Well, it was working, and I had to go help someone with some lifting and other jobs, I start sweating, and I get this burning start in my back. I think, ok, good, its starting to really work now. HA! Lets just say I ended down the HBC aisle and running to the registers with a can of Solarcane spray, then hosing off my back in the rest room.
That Solarcane stuff kills your nerve endings, you spray it, and the pain goes away instantly. Great for sunburns, rash, etc. Don't know if I'd have used it in your situation though..lol.
My dad was wondering why I've been laughing like mad the past couple minutes. But I'm laughing with ya buddy, I haven't gotten it um, down there, but yeah...don't mess with the peppers!

 

[jlbuick]

i had an x gilfriend put some icey-hot stuff on my back one time..then started plaing around, she reached down my pants for a quick yanky yank and was going well , for a minute or two then the hell set in!! ran to the tub and ran an ice cold bath and tea bagged the tub for a bit, didnt help much, just as the time went on..of course she thought it was so funny, till a couple weeks later I got here back..haha, not so funny now..i think a little burning beaver is funny..lol. hope the wh*re is happy where ever she is..NOT!

 

[notacarlo]

Thank god I live next to a dairy farm....after a few surprised hefers I realized that you said milk on the pp. :biggrin:

Get back to making the vids Nelson, keep your hands off the unit.

 

[GNflyby]

I feel your pain...well, almost..lol.

I had a pharmacist tell me to try Capzacin (or however you spell it) for my upper back and neck strain at work. That its potent stuff.. made from peppers actually.
Well, it was working, and I had to go help someone with some lifting and other jobs, I start sweating, and I get this burning start in my back. I think, ok, good, its starting to really work now. HA! Lets just say I ended down the HBC aisle and running to the registers with a can of Solarcane spray, then hosing off my back in the rest room.
That Solarcane stuff kills your nerve endings, you spray it, and the pain goes away instantly. Great for sunburns, rash, etc. Don't know if I'd have used it in your situation though..lol.
My dad was wondering why I've been laughing like mad the past couple minutes. But I'm laughing with ya buddy, I haven't gotten it um, down there, but yeah...don't mess with the peppers!

That is hilarious...lol. Lets just say I learned a valuable lesson for Christmas, that will last me forever...lol.

 

[turbofabricator]

In the aviation business, we use a nasty hydraulic fluid called Skydrol. We are all taught in school to NOT use the bathroom after handling Skydrol. That stuff is just like habinero peppers. I've had the stuff run down my arm into my arm pit and burn the crap outta my arms. It actually just dries out the derma, and dissolves the fat. Figured I could use THAT, but didn't think that dissolving fat would hurt so bad. THere is NO cure for it, you just have to tough it out. It just hacked me off, because I was told that the system had been bleed down, but when I removed the tube (WAY up on the vertical fin on a 747 on a Snorkle lift) the fluid shot out of the open end, and ran down my ram into my pit. Nothing to do, but finish the job, and wait out the pain. That's why we get a little more than minimum wage. Thank God it missed my eyes! THAT is not fun! Even touching my eye lids with the "purple goo" (aka "Barney Snot", "Purple lube" "Asslube") on them is PAINFUL!
Nelson, I feel your pain. That couldn't have been fun. Hope things are back to "normal". The true meaning of "shrinkage", I'm sure.

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

They must of had to amputate LOL LOL :biggrin:

 

[GNflyby]

In the aviation business, we use a nasty hydraulic fluid called Skydrol. We are all taught in school to NOT use the bathroom after handling Skydrol. That stuff is just like habinero peppers. I've had the stuff run down my arm into my arm pit and burn the crap outta my arms. It actually just dries out the derma, and dissolves the fat. Figured I could use THAT, but didn't think that dissolving fat would hurt so bad. THere is NO cure for it, you just have to tough it out. It just hacked me off, because I was told that the system had been bleed down, but when I removed the tube (WAY up on the vertical fin on a 747 on a Snorkle lift) the fluid shot out of the open end, and ran down my ram into my pit. Nothing to do, but finish the job, and wait out the pain. That's why we get a little more than minimum wage. Thank God it missed my eyes! THAT is not fun! Even touching my eye lids with the "purple goo" (aka "Barney Snot", "Purple lube" "Asslube") on them is PAINFUL!
Nelson, I feel your pain. That couldn't have been fun. Hope things are back to "normal". The true meaning of "shrinkage", I'm sure.

Thanks Ken, things are back to normal psychically speaking. But the mental trauma will last a lifetime...lol.

 

[GNflyby]

They must of had to amputate LOL LOL :biggrin:

You are one disturbed man...

 

[TURBOPOWERED68]

thanks for the laugh.

 

[GNflyby]

Thank god I live next to a dairy farm....after a few surprised hefers I realized that you said milk on the pp. :biggrin:

Get back to making the vids Nelson, keep your hands off the unit.

Thanks...lol.

 

[70RT]

LOL, Should have known to use rubber gloves to fix them things,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, now you have a little red thing.............................lol