JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[turbonut85]

I can practice all i want...i'll still be creepy...i'll still say hi though! Jesse better grow a set and drive his car on the HRPT!!

 

[usetaboost]

I can practice all i want...i'll still be creepy...i'll still say hi though! Jesse better grow a set and drive his car on the HRPT!!

My car is already sporting a sticker:biggrin:

 

[turbonut85]

My car is already sporting a sticker:biggrin:

U still need to grow a set......

 

[austinibew145]

Just thinking if I dident have the parts on the way thred this would be the biggest thred I started, but I dident actually start it. Thanks Polzin you jack a$$

 

[usetaboost]

U still need to grow a set......

These cars are the most uncomfortable cars I've ever driven....there I said it.

It's like someone at GM with a cigar said, "We spent too much on turbocharging our gutless v6. Here's a box, a chair, a steering wheel, and some junk wheels from a stunt car on dukes of hazzard. There's a shortage of concept artists here so just go next door and copy whatever the hell Chevy is doing with their monte carlo ss."

 

[austinibew145]

These cars are the most uncomfortable cars I've ever driven....there I said it.

It's like someone at GM with a cigar said, "We spent too much on turbocharging our gutless v6. Here's a box, a chair, a steering wheel, and some junk wheels from a stunt car on dukes of hazzard. There's a shortage of concept artists here so just go next door and copy whatever the hell Chevy is doing with their monte carlo ss."

:frown:

 

[usetaboost]

When I drove to onawa (20 minutes from here) it felt like an hour. It was a miserable drive. I don't know if its the padding in the seat that's wore, having no tilt, or no armrest but it sucked. The trans am that we had and my old iroc I could drive for hours.

 

[jdpolzin]

These cars are the most uncomfortable cars I've ever driven....there I said it.

It's like someone at GM with a cigar said, "We spent too much on turbocharging our gutless v6. Here's a box, a chair, a steering wheel, and some junk wheels from a stunt car on dukes of hazzard. There's a shortage of concept artists here so just go next door and copy whatever the hell Chevy is doing with their monte carlo ss."

And you also call me and cry about having to remove your radiator and how much work it is!

I think you are just a PU$$Y!!!!!!!!!!!!:biggrin:

 

[austinibew145]

So you can't support you own arm?
Did you use your hemroid cushion?

 

[usetaboost]

And you also call me and cry about having to remove your radiator and how much work it is!

I think you are just a PU$$Y!!!!!!!!!!!!:biggrin:

Nah, just lazy

So you can't support you own arm?
Did you use your hemroid cushion?

How am I supposed to use my horseshoe for an arm rest when I'm sitting on it to keep my ass elevated? I thought you were supposed to be of upper intelligence?

The seat really isn't that bad but I may eventually buy new pad from classic industries and have it put in. It's usually my right shoulder that gets sore. I have to baby it half the time. Doesn't take long before I start to feel the burn.

 

[austinibew145]

How am I supposed to use my horseshoe for an arm rest when I'm sitting on it to keep my ass elevated? I thought you were supposed to be of upper intelligence?

The seat really isn't that bad but I may eventually buy new pad from classic industries and have it put in. It's usually my right shoulder that gets sore. I have to baby it half the time. Doesn't take long before I start to feel the burn.[/QUOTE]

I'll build you a stand for your arm. Your shoulder wouldn't hurt so bad if you stop jerking off every time some female checks out your car. You should have got yourself a 84

 

[turbonut85]

How am I supposed to use my horseshoe for an arm rest when I'm sitting on it to keep my ass elevated? I thought you were supposed to be of upper intelligence?

The seat really isn't that bad but I may eventually buy new pad from classic industries and have it put in. It's usually my right shoulder that gets sore. I have to baby it half the time. Doesn't take long before I start to feel the burn.

I'll build you a stand for your arm. Your shoulder wouldn't hurt so bad if you stop jerking off every time some female checks out your car. You should have got yourself a 84[/QUOTE]

or some male...

 

[jdpolzin]

Nah, just lazy


How am I supposed to use my horseshoe for an arm rest when I'm sitting on it to keep my ass elevated? I thought you were supposed to be of upper intelligence?

The seat really isn't that bad but I may eventually buy new pad from classic industries and have it put in. It's usually my right shoulder that gets sore. I have to baby it half the time. Doesn't take long before I start to feel the burn.

No wonder your wife wants to do a three-some with me and Audi P! She needs some real man meat!!!!!!!!:biggrin:




"Jesse, dont F-in Stop!!!!!!"

 

[usetaboost]

"Jesse, dont F-in Stop!!!!!!"

What can I say, she like the dong-dong-DOOOOOOOOONG!

 

[usetaboost]

Your shoulder wouldn't hurt so bad if you stop jerking off every time some female checks out your car. You should have got yourself a 84

I'm glad I didn't get an 84. Then instead of hot females saying "I like your car" I'd get some some gay dudes walkin up and saying "nice hot air, I like the way your pipe twists"

 

[turbonut85]

I'm glad I didn't get an 84. Then instead of hot females saying "I like your car" I'd get some some gay dudes walkin up and saying "nice hot air, I like the way your pipe twists"

I think I remember you using that line on me.....

 

[INEEDAGN]

Then there's USETABOOST-that guy just says he has a turbo buick, but yet no one has actually SEEN it.



AUSTIN: "so dude, do you really even have a car or you just say you do?" I come all the way out here and we have no buick to look at."

KEITH: "Yeah he does. Look, some of it is up there, over there, in that corner, on the bench, in the basement, in my truck, in his truck and I saw a seatbelt somewhere. Will someone turn on a freakin' light? I can't see a damn thing in here."

Yeah I second that. I deliver parts to his house. He goes back and opens up garage.

UTB: "hey there's my car".

INAGN: "really, I thought u said u had a WE4"

UTB: "that IS a we4"

INAGN: "oh. looks to me like it WAS a we4"

UTB: "it will be again someday"

INAGN: "I didn't bring you enough parts..."

I hit the junkyard again today, and I plan to go back next week. Got a bunch more parts, including that radiator support. BUT after reading this thread in its entirety, I don't think I'm going back to Iowa. I will find a neutral third party to deliver for me. I have a friend who I think is a closet bisexual. You guys can test him and report back.

 

[usetaboost]

Yeah I second that. I deliver parts to his house. He goes back and opens up garage.

UTB: "hey there's my car".

INAGN: "really, I thought u said u had a WE4"

UTB: "that IS a we4"

INAGN: "oh. looks to me like it WAS a we4"

UTB: "it will be again someday"

INAGN: "I didn't bring you enough parts..."

I hit the junkyard again today, and I plan to go back next week. Got a bunch more parts, including that radiator support. BUT after reading this thread in its entirety, I don't think I'm going back to Iowa. I will find a neutral third party to deliver for me. I have a friend who I think is a closet bisexual. You guys can test him and report back.

BTW Bob, the doors look great on that piece of we4 I have:biggrin:

 

[turbonut85]

3 fingers...bump-bump-bump on my nutz...

 

[jdpolzin]

Keith likes austins mouth! And audi likes fingers around his anus!