JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[usetaboost]

someone else got a wang in the face last night too

 

[turbonut85]

someone else got a wang in the face last night too

You did??

 

[jdpolzin]

so polzin is sleeping under my roof... so open season right.?
I slipped him a roofie now he is on my floor nude. what to do?
I'll start by tracing my wang on his face. hill like that.
next.. i.. am.. having ..trouble ..typing ..w..i..th.. on..e h..a..n..d
hahahahahah! love ya

Not sure if you heard me last night but I was up at 2:56...............so I rubbed one off on your couch!!!!!:biggrin:

 

[usetaboost]

You did??

Yup, Jenn put her wang in my face

 

[turbonut85]

Yup, Jenn put her wang in my face

I see...i always thougkt there was something different about you two. Its all starting to make sense.

 

[usetaboost]

O'Reilly's machine shop has closed:frown: They built a new chain store and sold off everything in the shop. Where the hell am I going to go now?

 

[usetaboost]

Here guys, just in case you have trouble understanding Austin and his unusual slang, Geoffrey is here to help you Baby DaddyVideo Don't forget to watch ALL the videos, we don't want anyone in the dark:biggrin:

 

[usetaboost]

SOrry guys, you're on your own for the rest of the vids, I just can't bring myself to post links to the rest of them. Gotta at least stay at the R rating around here.

 

[usetaboost]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz0hkLoe3II[/YOUTUBE]

 

[jdpolzin]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz0hkLoe3II[/YOUTUBE]

I think Keith is the guy in the back seat wondering what the hell is going on! I'd be the driver becuase Austin could never drive and freestyle at the same time! Jesse, you'd be the dude in the passenger seat cuz I know you like to wear scarfs!!!!!!!!!

 

[jdpolzin]

yo turbo ed u like the blue undees?

Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!:biggrin:

 

[turbonut85]

yo turbo ed u like the blue undees?

Definately priceless!!! :biggrin::biggrin:

 

[austinibew145]

Who is turbo Ed?

 

[usetaboost]

Keith and Jeremy go clubbing in sioux city....

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY[/YOUTUBE]

 

[regal81455]

this one is better and based on previous posts perhaps more fitting too :biggrin:

YouTube - Chick with a Dick- Jizz in my Pants Parody

 

[jdpolzin]

Hahaha!!!!! Nice, real nice!!!!!

 

[regal81455]

How'd Saturday work out for u guys? Sorry I didnt come. I got tied helping a friend fix his faucet...I know right It was REAL fun. Next time Ill make it for sure though...just lmk when.

 

[jdpolzin]

How'd Saturday work out for u guys? Sorry I didnt come. I got tied helping a friend fix his faucet...I know right It was REAL fun. Next time Ill make it for sure though...just lmk when.

It was a blast as usual! Lets just say that Sunday was hell!!!!:redface:

 

[austinibew145]

Damn jdp! I thought you weren't going to post that video. I had a hard time recording it. You still seeing her... Him?

 

[jdpolzin]

Damn jdp! I thought you weren't going to post that video. I had a hard time recording it. You still seeing her... Him?

I could have sworn you were the chick????