JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[turbonut85]

another Saturday night polzin wants me to be gay, so he makes my car give me a money shot wtf!

just another day at the turbo farm west...??

 

[usetaboost]

I've gotten 2 money shots from 2 different buicks. Does that make me a whore?

 

[turbonut85]

I've gotten 2 money shots from 2 different buicks. Does that make me a whore?

nah...just easy. Thats why we like u.

 

[austinibew145]

he took off the fuel gauge "because it's in the way" then tells me to set cam sensor while i start it ha ha funny.

 

[usetaboost]

he took off the fuel gauge "because it's in the way" then tells me to set cam sensor while i start it ha ha funny.

LOL that is funny

 

[jdpolzin]

he took off the fuel gauge "because it's in the way" then tells me to set cam sensor while i start it ha ha funny.

Funniest stuff I've seen in a very long time!!!!!!!!!!:biggrin: Nothing like a facefull of E85!!!

 

[austinibew145]

Funniest stuff I've seen in a very long time!!!!!!!!!!:biggrin: Nothing like a facefull of E85!!!

he was literally rolling on the ground laughing.

 

[austinibew145]

before all that we did a video because jdpolzin was tired of his employment situation.
YouTube - MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA (Party in the USA Parody THE SSP)

 

[jdpolzin]

before all that we did a video because jdpolzin was tired of his employment situation.
YouTube - MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA (Party in the USA Parody THE SSP)

Man, I just realized I wouldnt be broke if I didnt have to be a personal lender for this GAY employed union electrician I know!:biggrin:

 

[turbonut85]

Man, I just realized I wouldnt be broke if I didnt have to be a personal lender for this GAY employed union electrician I know!:biggrin:

lets be realistic here...if you weren't dumping your money into his car, you'd just be dumping it into one of yours...and you'd still be broke. And Austin would still be gay.

 

[jdpolzin]

lets be realistic here...if you weren't dumping your money into his car, you'd just be dumping it into one of yours...and you'd still be broke. And Austin would still be gay.

This is true! Everyone should BEWARE of Austin and his "sensitive" side he has for other men.

The other night, I heard him wisper in my ear "I'd rather melt in your mouth, not your hand." Thats kinda weird if you ask me! Still cant figure out what he meant by that???

I think we need to take him out to a strip club and buy him some private dances, maybe we can bring him back around to the right side of the street!

 

[usetaboost]

The other night, I heard him wisper in my ear "I'd rather melt in your mouth, not your hand." Thats kinda weird if you ask me! Still cant figure out what he meant by that???

At least he didn't whisper in your ear "taste the rainbow"

 

[usetaboost]

"drop your coat and touch your toes, I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes":biggrin:

 

[jdpolzin]

At least he didn't whisper in your ear "taste the rainbow"

Hahahahaahahaa!!:biggrin: I'm suprised he didnt!!! That would have been more fitting!!!:biggrin:

 

[turbonut85]

"drop your coat and touch your toes, i'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes":biggrin:

haaaa!!! Lmfao!!!

 

[usetaboost]

 

[austinibew145]

:frown:

 

[turbonut85]

:frown:

Don't be sad Audie.....you know we all love you...


































...just not in "that way"..... :biggrin:

 

[austinibew145]

so polzin is sleeping under my roof... so open season right.?
I slipped him a roofie now he is on my floor nude. what to do?
I'll start by tracing my wang on his face. hill like that.
next.. i.. am.. having ..trouble ..typing ..w..i..th.. on..e h..a..n..d
hahahahahah! love ya

 

[turbonut85]

so polzin is sleeping under my roof... so open season right.?
I slipped him a roofie now he is on my floor nude. what to do?
I'll start by tracing my wang on his face. hill like that.
next.. i.. am.. having ..trouble ..typing ..w..i..th.. on..e h..a..n..d
hahahahahah! love ya

impending sword fight...stay tuned.