JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[jdpolzin]

I just wanted to let everyone know I think.....

JDPOLZIN has the nicest, bestest, chromiest, fastest, blackest dustiest WORK BENCH I've ever seen:biggrin:

It was soooo hard not to touch it with my....HOT.......SWEATY.....











beer can:biggrin:

Just wait! That $60k work bench will someday be pulling wheelies at 80mph!!!!

 

[austinibew145]

Uh-oh, you posted. There's no turning back now

No turning back now

 

[Ms. FastNasty]

No turning back now

No turning back...seems I'll fit right in...lmao :biggrin:

 

[jdpolzin]

No turning back...seems I'll fit right in...lmao :biggrin:

I hope your ready for the ride of your life!!!!!



Just remember one thing:

AustinIBEW145 really likes man butts!!!!

 

[Ms. FastNasty]

I hope your ready for the ride of your life!!!!!



Just remember one thing:

AustinIBEW145 really likes man butts!!!!

I believe I can give you a run for your money...and it seems Austin and I will have plenty in common! lol

 

[jdpolzin]

I believe I can give you a run for your money...and it seems Austin and I will have plenty in common! lol

Nice!!! Well it's a good thing he'll have someone to relate to his hidden and not so hidden forbidden thoughts!!!!!:biggrin:



But, one thing is for sure, I'd much rather have you roll over on top of me in the middle of the night instead of his big a$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ms. FastNasty]

Nice!!! Well it's a good thing he'll have someone to relate to his hidden and not so hidden forbidden thoughts!!!!!:biggrin:



But, one thing is for sure, I'd much rather have you roll over on top of me in the middle of the night instead of his big a$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess my first question would be, why were ya'll in the same bed to begin with??? I think there's something you're not sayin here... It's totally OK...I have gay friends...no judgement here...lmfao :biggrin::biggrin:

 

[jdpolzin]

:biggrin:

I guess my first question would be, why were ya'll in the same bed to begin with??? I think there's something you're not sayin here... It's totally OK...I have gay friends...no judgement here...lmfao :biggrin::biggrin:

Boys will be boys I guess!!!!!!!!!! A little alcohol will make you sleep just about anywhere!!!!!!!!

 

[Ms. FastNasty]

:biggrin:

Boys will be boys I guess!!!!!!!!!! A little alcohol will make you sleep just about anywhere!!!!!!!!

Oh, you can say that again...lol I think my person best was waking up with a chick's address in my pocket, and video of me trying to get an old woman with one leg to pole dance. Stay classy San Diego...lmao

 

[usetaboost]

:biggrin:

A little alcohol will make you sleep just about anywhere!!!!!!!!

And so will a lot 4 guys, 2 tents, and one Philbert You do the math.

It sure was noisy in our tent. Every time the hairy man moved it sounded like velcro

Sorry Keith, gotta bust your chops a bit. Jenn digs the rug though. says it feels like a scruffy dog.

 

[turbonut85]

Nice!!! Well it's a good thing he'll have someone to relate to his hidden and not so hidden forbidden thoughts!!!!!:biggrin:



But, one thing is for sure, I'd much rather have you roll over on top of me in the middle of the night instead of his big a$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C'mon Jeremy...Austin's a$$ isn't big....Just click back to the Blue Undees pic on page #1.....its' quite proportionate.......:biggrin:



Yeah...sorry to say it Mrs.FastNasty.....You have fallen under the T. F. West transe: I't like a train wreck....you wanna look away....you tell yourself to look away...but you just can't...............can you??

 

[turbonut85]

And so will a lot 4 guys, 2 tents, and one Philbert You do the math.

It sure was noisy in our tent. Every time the hairy man moved it sounded like velcro

Sorry Keith, gotta bust your chops a bit. Jenn digs the rug though. says it feels like a scruffy dog.

She said it felt soft.....like a fleece blanket....

 

[usetaboost]

she said it felt soft.....like a fleece blanket....

lol!

 

[usetaboost]

Bump...for Austin:biggrin: 2654 views-ha ha ha!

 

[austinibew145]

Bump...for Austin:biggrin: 2654 views-ha ha ha!

thanks!! I tryed to put this behind me.

 

[turbonut85]

thanks!! I tryed to put this behind me.

I heard that about you.....After sleeping on your floor....alot of this thread it starting to make sense.....

 

[usetaboost]

....and yet ANOTHER setback. Gotta push the buick aside AGAIN because the intake gasket on the grand am finally pushed out and is leaking. I guess that magic 150k mark everyone talks about is true. I got to 159k

 

[NeverFastEnuf]

Damnnn Jeremy i didnt think you floated on that one boat haha. ****tt im gonna have to take a weekend off work and come down to hang with you crazy iowa boys haha.

 

[jdpolzin]

Damnnn Jeremy i didnt think you floated on that one boat haha. ****tt im gonna have to take a weekend off work and come down to hang with you crazy iowa boys haha.

Louis, you know how it is! We are a little odd in general just becuase we live in Iowa! What else do we have to do in the land of corn and nothingness!!!!!!!:biggrin: We need to drowned our sorrows in booze becuase all we have here is cows, fat chicks, beef, and beer!!!

 

[turbonut85]

Isn't it sad that people read this thread and for some reason, it makes them WANT to hang out with us???