JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[we4Mateo]

Boob, Poleskin, mudstain mark, one arm =

Racist. You're just upset b/c you've seen the intercooled light.

 

[usetaboost]

The story of my life

 

[turbonut85]

Turbonuts =

 

[turbonut85]

You can't make this shit up.....

 

[INEEDAGN]

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"Don't get caught staring at Jessica, don't get caught staring at Jessica, F@ck I got caught staring at Jessica. Better make it look like I'm drinking (out of an awkward glass, mind you)"

 

[INEEDAGN]

Got that truck done, is 2:58 am too late to start drinking? How bout too early to start drinking on Sunday?

 

[austinibew145]

Who comes up with this!?!

 

[austinibew145]

Creepin in a new area. They didn't even see me coming

 

[INEEDAGN]

Be there in less than one month!

 

[jdpolzin]

I think this thread has officially been KILLED!

 

[usetaboost]

Thanks to you homos and your orgy text

 

[jdpolzin]

Yeah the text is very lame. Specially when you have to turn the sound off on your phone in order to sleep.

 

[we4Mateo]

Yeah the text is very lame. Specially when you have to turn the sound off on your phone in order to sleep.

You just need to drink more. I think they have a "silent" mode now too; unless you're afraid of missing a great 4am TFW moment...

 

[INEEDAGN]

It'll blow up here in bout 3 weeks I have a feeling

 

[turbonut85]

You're gonna blow what in three weeks bob??

 

[INEEDAGN]

Everything that moves...

 

[turbonut85]

That's what Austin's talkin bout....

 

[INEEDAGN]

Be towards the front of the line. Gets messy at the end.


How has this thread not been axed?

 

[turbonut85]

Nobody cares

 

[we4Mateo]

Nobody cares

hahaha