JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[jdpolzin]

Montes are the new mustang.....

No, Monte's are the new Ron Jeremy.........Bitch!

 

[jdpolzin]

And Austin like fingers around his butthole. That's really f'ed up dude. Really.

 

[usetaboost]

Them bitches had my cooler! Fucing dumb asses even left money in it. Fail on their part.

 

[usetaboost]

Talk shit all you want to Polzin, just don't say anything about his Monte or you get the crippled fist.

 

[jdpolzin]

lol

 

[turbonut85]

BTW, when 16 dudes try to F with the TFDub, 3 TFDub's put those mutha F'in pussy's in their pussy ass place! Don't F with the TFDub cause guess what, you'd lose.


Damn, that was an awesome night. Never in my life would I have thought I'd literally call out an entire mob of punks and tell them I'd take them all on by myself! I was confident though. I would have single handedly rocked their little world. Had some nice back up. Nuts, I thought you were gonna punch the granny when she got in your face! That would have been epic! GRANNY PUNCH!!!! Almost as cool as the ButtHole Punch! Not quite but almost!





UsetaBoost: "Hey guys, I know my friends almost killed all of you, but can I get my cooler back?......please guys? Uhhhh, oh wait, it's in the hotel room!"

Granny had a big mouth.....no wonder she had so many grand kids.....

 

[usetaboost]

No I think it was more due to her large mouth vagina

 

[INEEDAGN]

im not a writer but I will try to put it into words. my wife is cooking breakfast. in her swimsuit. it's 9:31 pm.

i miss this thread

sent from my wifes laptop using a healthy dose of evan williams

 

[usetaboost]

To quote Xmas vacation, you are the last true family man.

 

[turbonut85]

Them bitches had my cooler! Fucing dumb asses even left money in it. Fail on their part.

....pretty sure your cooler never left the hotel room....

 

[austinibew145]

I think if I hadent stopped you guys there would have been a "super mom" , "wife of the year" would have had to pick up there "family" while I was banging the foreigner.

Ps if you ever have sex again... You should try the fingers thing.

 

[usetaboost]

Nah i brought it down. You just didn't see it cuz you were cockgazing

 

[turbonut85]

Jesse....I don't remember you being out there when it started....I think you were hiding your cooler from yourself in the room.....

 

[turbonut85]

That Liverpool chick was looking for a threesome.....

 

[INEEDAGN]

I miss this place. We should hang out here more often. Start a group text without me so I have to post here.

 

[jdpolzin]

Im with Bob, group text is very lame.

 

[usetaboost]

I don't even see half of them so I'm fine with that

 

[turbonut85]

 

[we4Mateo]

Found a dude who wants to lend me a hand on the Buick. I'm checking out his shop today and seeing what he'll charge me to use it with his help.

 

[we4Mateo]

What you fellas up to today? I do start working again soon so no more mid day posts, or at least fewer.