JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[we4Mateo]

I so need that! Halloween just around the corner... Might as well make an impression!

 

[INEEDAGN]

Hey Polzin your box is on its way

 

[turbonut85]

 

[austinibew145]

The end of the buick driving season has me bummed out. We need to regroup in the Midwest of Mexico or something. Year round nice weather, cool nights, and hot women.

 

[austinibew145]

So the topic of the TFW text conversation. 1) benefits of roommates
2) comparing a turbo charger to a fart in the mouth...


Wrench time can't come soon enough. You guys need a hobby

 

[usetaboost]

Just need another 1000 dongs and it will be 455 time!

 

[usetaboost]

If I didn't have two extra mouths to feed I'd have it done by now. Fuckin buttlickin mouth breathers.

 

[turbonut85]

Just need another 1000 dongs and it will be 455 time!

1000 dongs is an actual form of currency.....believe it.

 

[INEEDAGN]

If I didn't have two extra mouths to feed I'd have it done by now. Fuckin buttlickin mouth breathers.

That's no way to talk about your wife and daughter...

 

[INEEDAGN]

Relatively sober for a Thursday. Spent all day with what I presume to be my liver threatening to go on strike if I keep this shit up.

Wondering if better whiskey would grease that squeaky wheel a lil better

 

[austinibew145]

Apple cider vinager look up the dose per day. It's supose to cleanse the liver. Dandelion root is too, or so I heard.

The thread didn't die. We haven't gotten together... Well the texting isn't helping lol. When is the Tfw bring um if you got um car show? Who will be the guy who's car isn't ready "yet" . When will Bob enlighten us on a random week night?

"Words of wisdom from Bob"
"Words to live by from Bob"
"Another night another bottle, rants of Bob"
Still working on the title

 

[INEEDAGN]

Don't mistake that post for actual sobriety. It just means I stopped at the bottom of the old bottle and didn't open the new one.

Words from the bottom of the bottle...

 

[INEEDAGN]

In case y'all think I make this up...

 

[we4Mateo]

Go to bed Bob! Oh wait, I'm late as sh!t

 

[INEEDAGN]

Phone took a dump so if you want me this weekend you better find me here.

Whats funny is I can think of 7 vehicles off the top of my head that I had tagged and running for less than the cost of that phone and all 7 lasted longer....and had scrap value.....

 

[INEEDAGN]

Jesse needs to change his signature. my shivvy silver ado looks just like that one and sucks dick. real tornados aren't no match for a hemi. Never borrow a chevy to do a ram's job! Though it aint a bad value if your boss gives you one for a grand....

 

[usetaboost]

Bob you know you love that fucking vid! Well the answer's simple, I don't suck dick lol

 

[turbonut85]

Jesse needs to change his signature. my shivvy silver ado looks just like that one and sucks dick. real tornados aren't no match for a hemi. Never borrow a chevy to do a ram's job! Though it aint a bad value if your boss gives you one for a grand....

Uhhhh.....disagree. Hemis will do the same amount of work....they just take twice the fuel to do it.

 

[usetaboost]

The only tornado going on under a silver-ado is the disaster waiting to happen inside the transmission case.

 

[usetaboost]

Pretty sure the 2-3 is slipping on mine. I've felt it 3 times this last week.