I am in love.....

[83turbomon]

Not quite Ty. Mine is more like this.:biggrin: She can clean a gun, gut a deer, and cook it to perfection. Then spend the night making me wish I was much younger.:biggrin:

Now if only I can find one.

ahahahahaha! .... i needed that...

 

[83turbomon]

you guys need to do what i do... keep them on the hook and just mess with them...

theres a few websites out there dedicated to people who mess with online scammers.. it can be fun to catch them in a lie, and let themselves be convinced to be called horrible names... haha, its worth it in the end. Just be sure to have good virus protection, and a general knowlenge of what your giving, recieving, and most importantly, LINKS they send you (some may be viruses):biggrin:

have fun... !!

 

[Phoneguy]

Damn rich chicks just will not leave me alone.........:biggrin::biggrin:

They keep sending me e-mails like this.


Hello my dear can I know your real names? I think you are very lucky to meet me here . I need you to be my good friend and have a long term relationship with you.I just believed that you are a good person and that you will benefit very well from me in my inheritance money of $9,500,000.00 usd only .You have to note that true love brings happiness and no sorrow .Just send me your names and your mobile number .I am called Jane Abraham and am 21 years old from Senegal . Yours lovely new friend Jane Abraham.

Ronnie, I know that you are really shy so I took the liberty of replying for you. :biggrin:

 

[rmar]

Ronnie, I know that you are really shy so I took the liberty of replying for you. :biggrin:

Thanks B that's just what I need, more women after me.

 

[Phoneguy]

Thanks B that's just what I need, more women after me.

You stud

 

[charlief1]

Thanks B that's just what I need, more women after me.

Well it's better than guys like 83turbo or JohndeereGN Ronnie. Still not sure of Natacarlo since he owns a ferd now.:tongue:

 

[83turbomon]

Well it's better than guys like 83turbo or JohndeereGN Ronnie. Still not sure of Natacarlo since he owns a ferd now.:tongue:

hey..whats that supposed to mean??

 

[notacarlo]

Well it's better than guys like 83turbo or JohndeereGN Ronnie. Still not sure of Natacarlo since he owns a ferd now.:tongue:

I don't own a Ferd....I am renting it space in my garage. I also use it to lose to Buicks at VS. events.

Drove it to work this morning.....damn this thing can handle. I still don't like it anymore, but it can handle.

 

[notacarlo]

Back to the original question.

Bait by continuing the conversation...give no personal info out, lie about everything.
Ask questions that would indirectly divulge their location.
When it comes to money, state "you make a comfortable living".

Now the hook. Make up bank account numbers and issue those as a safe haven to hide or hold their money.
They will come back and say "you account doesnt seem to work".
You play off and say I will call my bank and have this straightened out. Offer the same number again. When that doesnt work, offer up your "Business account". Keep it going.
You could probably make it to your third second cousins twice removed aunt before they give up. AND THEY GET PISSED.

Usually while on a third or fourth bank attempt, IP's are traced and bank accounts are flagged - their bank accounts. Because they give out REAL ACCOUNT NUMBERS. Then the calls and emails turn to "i am having bank trouble, and the scam turns toward a fake paypal or ebay account. It's rather involving, but I know some people that have lots of time and the proper resources.

I saw one dude in Atlanta who was getting paid by a group in Somalia to do the talking and have a "legit" IP. The Feds went after him and the Somali's shagged leaving him in a lot more trouble then he bargained for. It was quite entertaining.

 

[turbofabricator]

Back to the original question.

Bait by continuing the conversation...give no personal info out, lie about everything.
Ask questions that would indirectly divulge their location.
When it comes to money, state "you make a comfortable living".

Now the hook. Make up bank account numbers and issue those as a safe haven to hide or hold their money.
They will come back and say "you account doesnt seem to work".
You play off and say I will call my bank and have this straightened out. Offer the same number again. When that doesnt work, offer up your "Business account". Keep it going.
You could probably make it to your third second cousins twice removed aunt before they give up. AND THEY GET PISSED.

Usually while on a third or fourth bank attempt, IP's are traced and bank accounts are flagged - their bank accounts. Because they give out REAL ACCOUNT NUMBERS. Then the calls and emails turn to "i am having bank trouble, and the scam turns toward a fake paypal or ebay account. It's rather involving, but I know some people that have lots of time and the proper resources.

I saw one dude in Atlanta who was getting paid by a group in Somalia to do the talking and have a "legit" IP. The Feds went after him and the Somali's shagged leaving him in a lot more trouble then he bargained for. It was quite entertaining.

Or.........I could go out to the shop and figure out how to install a third and fourth turbo on my car. Or.........take an ice pick to my cornea. Or..........I could splash acetone in my hair and light it on FIRE!! Or.............I can use the DELETE function just like when I get PM's from Ferd drivers.:biggrin:

If I had the time I would really love to drag theses bass-turds around for weeks and weeks.

I don't have a land line anymore, but I use to get sales calls all the time years ago and I made it my sole purpose in life to get THEM to hang up on me. It was kinda fun:

When they gat done with their "speel" I would ask them......"Hi, What are you wearing?" That usually got them off the phone in a hurry.

THEM: "Hi I'm from ADP and we are going to be in your area next week and can install our security system for FREE, and all you have to do is put our sign out front of your house!"

ME: WOW!....That sounds GREAT!!!! Does it come with a 12 ga. shotgun????

THEM: Well,.....no.

ME: Well what good is THAT? I can assure you that a 12 ga. in hand is BETTER than ADP on the phone!

THEM: Uh...I suppose your right.

ME: Come on over and let's find out?:biggrin:

THEM: CLICK..................



I had an East Indian (Apu) try to get me to switch motgages. I kept him on the phone asking stupid questions for 8-10 minutes. HE got SO MAD he hung up on me. I would say words he couldn't undertstand. made up words. His English was pretty good, but not that good.:biggrin:



I had a bank call and want to transfere all my credit cards over to thiers:

I said WOW!.....that sounds GREAT!!! Hold on, I'll go get them.....HANG on............ I set the phone down, yelled "Honey go get all the credit cards we are going to get a GREAT deal here!" Then I went back to work making something in the shop. Hammering, grinding, hammering, grinding...........for about ten minutes, RIGHT next to the phone. Then I picked up the phone and said "Hello?"

He said "Hello" back.

I said "You're STILL here?"

He said "YA!"

I said "WOW........that is AMAZING!"

......... "click"........

 

[charlief1]

Note to self: Never call Ken.:biggrin:

 

[83turbomon]

Note to self: Never call Ken.:biggrin:

oh i learned my lesson about ford... ditched that chit awhile ago...

 

[GNeric]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Note to self: Never call Ken.:biggrin:

 

[ngianop]

Greek to me

Not quite Ty. Mine is more like this.:biggrin: She can clean a gun, gut a deer, and cook it to perfection. Then spend the night making me wish I was much younger.:biggrin:

Now if only I can find one.

Hey Charlie, where did you find the photo of the woman with the pistol?
There are a couple Greek words on her arm. Just curious as to their origin. Thanks. Nick

 

[charlief1]

Never noticed it before Nick. I've had that pic saved for a while. Don't remember where I got it though.

 

[whitehot84]

Or.........I could go out to the shop and figure out how to install a third and fourth turbo on my car. Or.........take an ice pick to my cornea. Or..........I could splash acetone in my hair and light it on FIRE!! Or.............I can use the DELETE function just like when I get PM's from Ferd drivers.:biggrin:

If I had the time I would really love to drag theses bass-turds around for weeks and weeks.

I don't have a land line anymore, but I use to get sales calls all the time years ago and I made it my sole purpose in life to get THEM to hang up on me. It was kinda fun:

When they gat done with their "speel" I would ask them......"Hi, What are you wearing?" That usually got them off the phone in a hurry.

THEM: "Hi I'm from ADP and we are going to be in your area next week and can install our security system for FREE, and all you have to do is put our sign out front of your house!"

ME: WOW!....That sounds GREAT!!!! Does it come with a 12 ga. shotgun????

THEM: Well,.....no.

ME: Well what good is THAT? I can assure you that a 12 ga. in hand is BETTER than ADP on the phone!

THEM: Uh...I suppose your right.

ME: Come on over and let's find out?:biggrin:

THEM: CLICK..................



I had an East Indian (Apu) try to get me to switch motgages. I kept him on the phone asking stupid questions for 8-10 minutes. HE got SO MAD he hung up on me. I would say words he couldn't undertstand. made up words. His English was pretty good, but not that good.:biggrin:



I had a bank call and want to transfere all my credit cards over to thiers:

I said WOW!.....that sounds GREAT!!! Hold on, I'll go get them.....HANG on............ I set the phone down, yelled "Honey go get all the credit cards we are going to get a GREAT deal here!" Then I went back to work making something in the shop. Hammering, grinding, hammering, grinding...........for about ten minutes, RIGHT next to the phone. Then I picked up the phone and said "Hello?"

He said "Hello" back.

I said "You're STILL here?"

He said "YA!"

I said "WOW........that is AMAZING!"

......... "click"........

Those are great. Look up Tom Mabe on you tube. you will enjoy him.

 

[whitehot84]

Double post. Doh!

 

[ngianop]

300

Never noticed it before Nick. I've had that pic saved for a while. Don't remember where I got it though.

I'm a Greek-American so I recognized the letters but had trouble with the words. Turns out it's ancient Greek. Thankfully, my father learned it and translated it for me. Roughly, it means, "Come and get it/us". It's a famous quote which was supposedly uttered by King Leonidas who led the 300 Spartans against the Persians. It was in response to King Xerxes' suggestion that the Spartans surrender. You know the rest.