JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

Wieners in the butt:mooning:
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It would have been nice if the board would have helped me build my shitbox out in the garage. Nothing like selling parts for a car you are trying to save so you can feed your family for a few days. What a fuckin joke
 
Sentence I overheard at a college graduation party Saturday night:

"I'd rather drink that McCormick shit than drink Crown Royal."

Suddenly we had something in common...

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Guys, I've honestly never felt so damn special in my entire life...

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Would this be a bad day to put in my 2 weeks notice?

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I can't wait to tell people that I work in a liquor store.

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Soooo pissed right now guys. Never book the casa de smith in des moines. They lose your reservation, even with a confirmation number! Got the runaround on the phone, plus at least one of them is ugly and can't read good. Don't be sold on price! Book elsewhere...

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Anybody else catch the mathematical formula for "put it in 'er butt" there in the lower center of the chalkboard?
 
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