JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[turbonut85]

Jorgy's pipe+my bunghole=winning.

 

[we4Mateo]

Anything + your bunghole = winning, Keith.

 

[we4Mateo]

If we could just combine Polzin's tushy and your bunghole... Now that's a world I want to live in.

 

[we4Mateo]

Maybe this should move back under the group text rock...nah

 

[turbonut85]

I think you finally "get me".

 

[we4Mateo]

lol

 

[Jorgy]

New AND bigger!

 

[INEEDAGN]

Hail's done. me. wife. jack daniels. hot tub. 2 am. Nothin on but a smile. 'nuff said.

 

[INEEDAGN]

You know what? It's been so long since I drunk posted in this thread I few obligated to do it again. All I gotta say is everything smells like vanilla ands strawberrys in here. Morning will be interesting to say the least. Ugh.

 

[INEEDAGN]

HMmmmm. You ought not done that. He was just a boy. Poor lil feller. Mmmmm

 

[we4Mateo]

There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?

 

[INEEDAGN]

I'll have to think on it. Waiting till 1:30 to start drinking and then crossing the safety line and then getting up to feed the lil one at like 6:30 doesn't help my reasoning.

 

[INEEDAGN]

Bought yesterday

 

[turbonut85]

Bought yesterday
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Notice the factory installed "four levels of drunk" on the back of that bottle...."mellowed" "matured" "tasted" and "awarded".....is that how it goes down bob??

 

[usetaboost]

...we'll call that rosebud

 

[usetaboost]

Can't even drink a 6er without being hungover the next morning. Getting up at 6am for now reason has nothing to do with it though.

 

[turbonut85]

Can't even drink a 6er without being hungover the next morning. Getting up at 6am for now reason has nothing to do with it though.

You're either old, or you are a giant vagina......and I know you're younger than me.


Prolly that garbage miller lite......

 

[usetaboost]

Not enough meat candy

 

[we4Mateo]

Not enough meat candy

Meat flavored candy....mmmmm. Does it taste like hamburger or sweaty balls?

 

[INEEDAGN]

Notice the factory installed "four levels of drunk" on the back of that bottle...."mellowed" "matured" "tasted" and "awarded".....is that how it goes down bob??

I like that. A lot. Maybe I will use that in the future. Actually they aren't far off. Halfway between tasted and awarded. I know I tasted some things after I drank the jack. And it was good. And then I was awarded something.