JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[INEEDAGN]

true story. Hada coworker that wanted one of those fleshlights in theworst way. had my brother order one on his cc and pay more than the cost incash to get one. said he used it once and ripped it in half and threw it away. cant make this stuff up. #pinkbutt lol

 

[we4Mateo]

true story. Hada coworker that wanted one of those fleshlights in theworst way. had my brother order one on his cc and pay more than the cost incash to get one. said he used it once and ripped it in half and threw it away. cant make this stuff up. #pinkbutt lol

Why didn't you just tell him it wasn't worth the money?

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[we4Mateo]

Fleshlight... @ usetagetsome

Big ol' belly laugh we4mateo style there...

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[austinibew145]

 

[INEEDAGN]

You know the best thing about a clumsy wife? She spills everything on her boobies. Everything. I just planted my face in between Jack Daniels flavored boobies.

Life ain't so bad???

 

[we4Mateo]

AHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! I just secured storage on my Buford in TN and may be taking a road trip soon to get it there. Thought it might wait here, but looks like I may have it there right away.

What are you up to tonight? Exploring your feelings? Maybe the inside of a hotair intake?

 

[we4Mateo]

group text has even been quiet...no one want to make out with Polzin anymore?

 

[we4Mateo]

To all the thread readers out there. I'm not starting the announcement yet, but get ready for Turbo Farm South. There will be very little tech, much beer drinking, and you may question your sexuality from time to time. Sound like fun? Be on the lookout for a new TR in TN!

 

[usetaboost]

Is this the end?

 

[usetaboost]

Almost 136,000 views!

 

[we4Mateo]

I think it may be.

 

[we4Mateo]

Or we can talk about how it may be for a few months yet...then maybe Winter up north will revive it for a few more months...then we can take it out in the field and shoot it next Spring...and bury it somewhere no one will ever find it...then light a candle once a year and tell stories of back before group texts...those were the days.

 

[turbonut85]

Wieners in the butt

 

[we4Mateo]

again? ok!

 

[INEEDAGN]

Hey i'm willing to drop the group text altogether. My phone is my radio at work and it attenuates every time I get a text anyway. I've almost asked to be opted out once or twice but didn't want to be a pussy.

 

[turbonut85]

Hey i'm willing to drop the group text altogether. My phone is my radio at work and it attenuates every time I get a text anyway. I've almost asked to be opted out once or twice but didn't want to be a pussy.

Pussy.

 

[usetaboost]

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[INEEDAGN]

Pictures are worth a thousand words..

 

[usetaboost]

It's dirty

 

[INEEDAGN]

Can't afford to wash it