JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[turbonut85]

You spelled ninja wrong

God fukkin dammit. Where the fuk was autocorrect that time? Fail

 

[deezdad]

I'll come out and say this thread is hilarious.

 

[INEEDAGN]

lots of people have "come out" in this thread

 

[turbonut85]

What the hell is wrong with this forum? I have an email alert showing a post by mateo.....but its not showing up here now?? this is a joke.

 

[INEEDAGN]

With all the bitching I tend to do, I just gotta say tonight. I just grilled some steaks and taters in good weather and ate the sweetest Vidalia onion ive ever eaten. So damn sweet it should have been used in some sort of salad. Drink number three chilling out, gonna fire up the super Nintendo and play some Mario world against the wife. Life really ain't all that bad. Hell ive almost forgotten how bad I burned my hand this morning (icy drink is working twofold).

O btw the phone doesn't even turn on anymore. Be without that for a couple weeks probably (warranty)

 

[turbonut85]

Well....porked in the ass by a buick again.....one would think I'd be used to it by now.

 

[jdpolzin]

We have grown an immunity to being bent over the counter and rage fucked by the Turbo 6! Like I said in the text, I came out of the closet in 01. Audi is just too scared to admit and goes " around" the truth.

I think that's because he actually does like penis entering his rectum. Or at least fingers?

 

[usetaboost]

Got up this morning and went for a drive. Damn my car runs fucking great! I think its a Bob Bailey chip away from being perfect. I'm gonna try an s10 rear sway bar on it next spring in hopes to get rid of the slight suspension bind. Hell for 30 bucks worth of parts, why not?
The flaws and quirks I've grown used to so I can't bitch about them anymore.

 

[usetaboost]

I highly suggest the big ass truck maf if you need a bit faster spool.

 

[turbonut85]

Everyone stay away from jesse and his car.....he's about to get blasted by lightning from his Charlie brown rain cloud......

 

[usetaboost]

I still have yet to check the oil since hrpt. I wonder if it has any left lol!

I think the white car has stolen the rain cloud. Fucker has a vac Leak somewhere. Just can't find it. Probably not gonna try to find it until next year. Maybe not at all if I end up with a (running) motor.

 

[usetaboost]

Sitting here watching chasing classic cars. Guy buys a truck for 35k fresh restore. Pisses gas all over the place when he starts it. Told Jenn "see, I'm not the only one that buys a car and that shit happens to" Its not just me.

 

[usetaboost]

Gave Jenn the option of either a ring or the sewing machine she's always wanted-NOT BOTH! If she goes with the sewing machine she will be able to do auto, leather, and she may be able to do sun visors. She's looking around. So if any of you guys got good cores sitting around keep that in mind. I got a pair here I will have her do a test run and if it goes well without much bitching I'll have her do a few more at cost for whoever needs them done. She's also looking into doing steering wheels.

 

[usetaboost]

Hmm....search function is working kick ass as usual.

 

[austinibew145]

What the hell did I start there??? I didn't relize you guys need to hang out with me that bad. We better get together before someone catches a domestic abuse case...

 

[turbonut85]

What the hell did I start there??? I didn't relize you guys need to hang out with me that bad. We better get together before someone catches a domestic abuse case...

Careful what you wish for.....

 

[we4Mateo]

What the hell is wrong with this forum? I have an email alert showing a post by mateo.....but its not showing up here now?? this is a joke.

I quoted your rant post and now it's been deleted for whatever reason.

 

[usetaboost]

"What what in da butt"!

 

[INEEDAGN]

Yo Turbo Ed u like the blue undees?

 

[jdpolzin]

I just like the fact that you can read through this thread and see that Audi is slowly learning how to spell!