JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[austinibew145]

Instead of pms we get "conversations" now with multiple users. Had to start one. ASSuming you guys don't already have one without telling me. Dicks.

So, for the Feb. 25th gathering/orgy, I am supposed to bring sunvisors and outer dew sweeps for jesse, gray carpet inserts for polzin, and money for some wheels (polzin) and freon (keith). Anyone need anything else? Jesse did you decide to use that cluster bezel? And Keith do we need to bring any food, lubricants, sex toys, etc.? Ribs again? LOL Alcohol is a given.

I couldn't post this in austin's come out of the closet thread for fear of a butthole punch.
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I'm farther West than the Turbo Farm West.

 

[austinibew145]

Ineedagn is trying to leave everyone out of the party!

 

[INEEDAGN]

Yes because everyone else wants to know boring details about the upcoming Iowa love fest. Sorry I tried to keep normal conversation out of your thread.

I can't F*&#IN' win with you. I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now.

 

[INEEDAGN]

Jerk.

 

[austinibew145]

It's ok man. You have a hug comming your way

 

[jdpolzin]

Jerk.

AUSTIN LIKES WEINERS IN THE BUTTHOLE. Just saying!

 

[INEEDAGN]

It's ok man. You have a hug comming your way

I hope it's more like an all night spooning. You, me, and the dog again! My wife may or may not want to join in, I'll leave it up to her. Maybe she can find something better elsewhere in the house.

That reminds me, bring peanut butter.

 

[INEEDAGN]

AUSTIN LIKES WEINERS IN THE BUTTHOLE. Just saying!

Really? Never knew that, LOL.

I wonder if we can upload that audio now that there's new forum software?

 

[usetaboost]

It's ok man. I'm hung cumming your way

 

[INEEDAGN]

26 of the last 38 pages were made in the last year. This thread is soon going to surpass the "anyone know joe cipola" thread that this board is legendary for.

Surprised that it didnt drop 2-4 pages when Keith shortened his signature.

 

[usetaboost]

If any of you homos need cat converter straps replaced lmk. I'll get some cut.

 

[INEEDAGN]

what's a cat. converter?

People still run those?

 

[usetaboost]

Keith is the only one I know that runs them. You know what I mean you ass goblin

 

[austinibew145]

Who is joe?

 

[jdpolzin]

Keith sure does believe in those catalytic converters!!!! You gotta kep it stock appearing you know!

 

[jdpolzin]

Why do I feel scared again? I find it really odd that everytime we have a big get together planned, I feel scared for a week prior??

 

[austinibew145]

No need to be afrade Jdpolzin I'll Bring plenty of this stuff.

http://ww2.pureromance.com/PUBLICSTORE/product/Booty-Eaze,789,212.aspx

 

[jdpolzin]

Ha, I'm pretty sure my friend had an experience with that stuff! I'm pretty sure it ended with SHART all over his stomach!!!!!!!!!



RALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[usetaboost]

No need to be afrade Jdpolzin I'll Bring plenty of this stuff.

http://ww2.pureromance.com/PUBLICSTORE/product/Booty-Eaze,789,212.aspx

oh Austin, you're such a gentleman!

 

[usetaboost]

Ha, I'm pretty sure my friend had an experience with that stuff! I'm pretty sure it ended with SHART all over his stomach!!!!!!!!!



RALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's just poo dude, it will wash off....eventually