JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[INEEDAGN]

Ugh. I can already feel the hangover from this weekend.

 

[austinibew145]

Ha, I'm pretty sure my friend had an experience with that stuff! I'm pretty sure it ended with SHART all over his stomach!!!!!!!!!



RALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you told me about that. you handed him the ambisle instead of astroglide. I bet he was sad you pooped on him

 

[turbonut85]

...Beer...check, Advil (family size)...check, Astro glide...check, gag ball...check, day-after pill(s)...check, dead bolt on my bedroom door (inside this time)...check....I think I'm about ready for you douches to invade my house this weekend....just got a few other things to get.

 

[turbonut85]

39 F**king pages......nice!

 

[INEEDAGN]

...Beer...check, Advil (family size)...check, Astro glide...check, gag ball...check, day-after pill(s)...check, dead bolt on my bedroom door (inside this time)...check....I think I'm about ready for you douches to invade my house this weekend....just got a few other things to get.

Can you pick up some peanut butter? I'm not gonna have time.

 

[turbonut85]

Can you pick up some peanut butter? I'm not gonna have time.

 

[austinibew145]

At the risck of a butt hole punch... If I am running lean on 80 lb/hr injector would it fatten it up if I increased Fule pressure?

 

[INEEDAGN]

Once again. Who's the last one standing on friday night? BOB (capital letters) that's who.

 

[austinibew145]

Wtf it's 715 am go back to bed

 

[austinibew145]

Just two guys having a good time.. In rock island.. Just looking at it...

So there is a video out there that gets funnyer every time you watch it I think. no one Will post the link but you can see it if you follow the video trail.

 

[austinibew145]

Good night BOB! "in caps with a exclamation point" your not the last by a long shot "in the dark with your eyes closed"

 

[turbonut85]

Good night BOB! "in caps with a exclamation point" your not the last by a long shot "in the dark with your eyes closed"

...recovering from a 2-day butthole punch blackout......

 

[jdpolzin]

My back and anus hurts!

No not from Austin this time either! I believe it was from too many ButtHole punches, alcohol, and greasy food!

I literally had to walk like a duck with a broken leg ever so slowly into the gas station while the ungodly awful cramping pain of 10 plus pounds of dump was scratching it's way out of my butthole.

I guess it's only the sign of a good time, according to Audi P!

 

[usetaboost]

the butt light is still knockin on the back door

 

[usetaboost]

we can't see who's viewing the thread anymore. that sucks

 

[INEEDAGN]

Anyone else wonder how many times the word "butthole" could be heard in the turbonut household over the whole weekend?

For that matter, does anyone know how many ACTUAL buttholes were heard there? My wife's van still smells like Audi P flatulance.

I saw a lot of nut sacks this weekend....

 

[turbonut85]

Does anyone know why a group of people would have nothing better to do than to throw a dollar into a pot, and bet on how many times the word "butthole" was used in a particular video that may, or may not be posted on youtube??

and x2 on BOBs wifes van still smelling like burnt gerbil hair....

BTW...who's worn out crusty socks did I just throw away??

 

[INEEDAGN]

BTW...who's worn out crusty socks did I just throw away??

If they were whole socks, they weren't mine. I run holy ones to save reciprocating weight.

 

[jdpolzin]

They were probably mine along with everything else I left there!

 

[usetaboost]

"Austin, hurry up! I don't think that last one was a fart!